"Well hey, if you want I'd be happy to model for you." Noel said, grinning. "I'm completely awful at sewing, but I help out the costume makers in the theater department sometimes, so I can cut and pin and stuff. It's kind of difficult to order clothes from the mainland, so I bet you could make a killing selling people casual clothes. Heh, no one likes being stuck in those damn uniforms all the time."

When Michael muttered about the rooms previous occupants Noel stood and walked over to the closet, leaning around the blonde girl and peering inside. She raises an eyebrow, not noticing anything out of the ordinary.

"This is normally when I'd make a bad 'coming out of the closet' joke, but I'll restrain myself. If um...if it's not too personal, do you mind if I ask why the subject of sex seems to bother you so much...?"

"Oh really that tough huh; well Guess I'll open shop I'm sure I can get material somewhere."

She nodded looking at Noel as she asked her question before finally shrugging.

"A little bit of a germaphobe I guess, the thought of being naked against someone else with all that fluid with who knows what bacteria in it kind of turns my stomach. The loss of common sense and control that it causes doesn't help things in the slightest that or I have some repressed memory don't know."

Noel blinked owlishly, looking thoughtful for a few moments. Eventually she laughed, running a hand through her fuchsia colored and blushing slightly.

"Y`know, when you put it that way it does sound kind of awful!" She said, turning and sitting on the edge of Mike's bed again. "Guess it's kind of easy to forget how gross the human body can be when it's -" but she cut herself short, stopping the errant train of thought before her mind just dove straight into the gutter. "Well you know."

"So with that mystery solved, what's next? You want a tour of the campus, escort to the cafeteria, anything like that?" She asked, apparently completely forgetting the fact that she was suppose to be studying for an exam.

"You're the first person to not call me insane; you wouldn't know how many 'friends' invited me to their homes chatted with me then tried to force themselves on me because they thought it would sure my 'problem'. it was about that time I took all my spare time and put it into high profile robberies."

She huffed with a laugh of her own.

"A tour would be wonderful Noel!"