Granted but that gas is methane from a herd of miniature cows under the hood and they smell really bad.

I wish life had the ability to save and restore, same as computer games.

Granted, but your save file gets corrupted and you have to start again from the beginning

I wish I had more time in each day to do things (like say 25 hours instead of 24)

Granted. But you slow down so much that you end up getting less done.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

Granted, but now you sleep 23 of 24 hours every day.

I wish I got paid for every post I make on Shokushu.

Granted, but it's strictly in coins made from baby skulls.

I wish I knew Eagle Claw technique.

Granted. But you now have small, eagle's claws.

I wish I wasn't so sore from walking around so much this weekend. (But I had a blast @ Dexcon. )

Granted, but then you're a vegetable and you can't feel anything.

I wish hackers were removed from civilization.

Granted... instead, Hackers seek a much physical method of theft... robbing banks.

I wish hypnosis was actually possible...

Granted, but then I make you cluck like a chicken. ((you don't think it is?))

I wish all my RP partners would come back.

Granted, but you have to pay my bills too. ((yay!!))

I wish the skies were clear today.

granted, but than it never rains again and all life dies.



I wish I had a good rp going.

Granted, but it lasts five posts.

I wish more students joined the forum...

Granted, but than none of them will rp with you.

I wish my psp web wasn't so atrociously slow.

Granted, but then you realize that PSN just sucks. (lol, i'm only half-kidding)

I wish my PS3 didn't bitch and moan about each game i put in it.