One could roast an acorn if one knew how to catch a squirrel use a live capture trap without ice skates walking on ice is like impossible to live and let live is what I always say when the sun rises it gets bright.

One could also capture an Eastern european Sparrow with the same trap, except with a coconut, instead of an acorn.

BUT... what is their unladen wing velocity?

Which one? European or Asian?

They're all birds. I say throw seeds out there in your backyard and see what comes...

What you all should be plotting is how to catch your most favorite animal!

As for me, I need an elk, some mouses, and a baby moose! My wolf shall come into my trap!

Wolves won't be attracted to mice. THe elk and the baby moose though... it just might work.

If I had a raccoon for every moon-pie you stole from me I'd be able to auction off my G.I.Joe collect and become a puppy wrangler in Ohio.

Cheesecake.

Before you say that I are being random, allow me to explain you a thing.


My alphabet soups are a fine piece of real estate.

Artificial Amateurs Aren't it all amazing.