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Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:39 am Posts: 17 
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 Re: Things Not To Say During SexI choose you Pikachu!!!
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Wow that mexican food sure gives me some potent gas! Pulls covers higher...
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| Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:17 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex "Blood and skulls for the lord of blood!"
"What do you mean IceT isn't romantic?" "The technology of peace! Peace through boners!" "My arousal level! It's... It's over nine-thousand!!!!" "You did sign the waiver, right? In triplicate?" _________________ A doll and an alien walked into a convention. We brought gundams. kite's student profile - A less than stable grad student. Kitten, calculator, killer, which is the third wheel? Warm Dark - We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of rape Special Agent Delivery - An intensely customizible package |
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Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:18 am Posts: 1376 Location: Hopefully between the pages of a good book.
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Yaaarrr! Lemme swab yer poop deck!
_________________ viewtopic.php?f=7&t=851&start=0 Send a PM anytime you feel like an RP with Natsuki. She's not shy! |
| Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:10 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex "This is a better love-story than Twilight."
_________________ Remember the "gee", Vikky~! Vikky Nyberg <--- My definitely defiled character. Going to get worse though... Andramica + Hibernator <--- Sex-obsessed android and pet. Squanian <--- Squidian squid of Squidiness. And tentacles. And giant teethed mouths. Mica Sanders <--- Alien Huntress with a bounty on her hea- body. Samantha, Narelle, Mayra and Eliza <--- Four friends who came to Shokushu together. I shouldn't need to say that I can be PM'd into roleplay at places~ |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Not sure on that one. Could be a good one for one-night stands at conventions.
speaking of one night stands at conventions: "Look, i'm sorry, but you're only sexy while you're inside the fursuit." _________________ A doll and an alien walked into a convention. We brought gundams. kite's student profile - A less than stable grad student. Kitten, calculator, killer, which is the third wheel? Warm Dark - We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of rape Special Agent Delivery - An intensely customizible package |
| Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:34 am |
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 Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:20 pm Posts: 1026
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Don't worry, it's just a cold sore.
Yes, they're real. No, you can't touch them to verify that. Oh, my word, you're fantastic at this! My word... The bird is my word... Bird, bird, bird. The bird is the word. _________________ Diana Varnia Soft skinned and Paranoid Looking forward to some encounters of the tentacle variety. |
| Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:07 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex You're both in the same class. That's why I asked my grandson to introduce us.
_________________ Yes! I'd love to go for a walk in the woods alone with you. If you would like to punish me, send me a PM. Hitomi - A party girl in for the shock of her life. [A Bala production] Links to Character Profiles found here. |
| Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:04 pm |
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Site Admin  Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:08 pm Posts: 467
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex "Your sister didn't make this much fuss about taking it up the ass. And neither did your mother. On the other hand, your father was even more reluctant than you are!"
_________________ Masochist "Whip me! Whip me!" Sadist "No!" |
| Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:22 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Wow, that sheep on TV is really asking for it!
_________________ Masochist "Whip me! Whip me!" Sadist "No!" |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex "Oh. Y'know, from your beard, I had assumed you had a penis. Oh well."
_________________ Don't mind me, I'm just a Seafaring Gentleman Adventurer. Not a pirate. TehMorganator (n); See also; Sociopath, Pervert, Narcissist. |
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