Because without his shitty ass as you put it, you would be swimming in a shitty creak with lead weights around your feet, and no canoe, or paddle in sight!

Banned for not realising this

Momo is banned for using British spelling. Forny is banned for leaving Luju in charge. Luju is banned just because I can. You're both banned for increasing your post counts in threads that aren't supposed to do that. You are also both banned for having succumbed to dormice earlier when you should have been following your Die Fledermaus overlord.

Fluffy is banned for showing up now when we got in a lot of banning! At this rate, you won't be getting the 1,500th post again!

It shall be mine! All mine! *Evil laughter*

Fluffy is banned for using one post to get so much banning done.. There were at least 2 posts-worth there!

Momo is banned because I counted that as five posts-worth of bans from Fluffy! You're also banned for being greedy now!

Forny is banned because I'm sleepy, still have homework to do and he hasn't posted in our RP thread. :p

Nell is banned because they make things like Red Bull, Mountain Dew, coffee, and vodka.

Um. One of those things doesn't fit. Must be the coffee. Can't be the vodka. Vodka always fits. Try a few shots of vodka. That should help you keep awake.

Forny is banned because I will once again get the 1500th post!

Bala is banned because she is talking about vodka. And i'm at work and can't drink any.

Has anyone ever tried vodka in their coffee or tea? *ponder*

Bala is also banned because it shall not be her that gets the 1500th post. It shall be me!

Momo is banned for not having as much free time as I do!

Momo is also banned for thinking you add vodka to coffee or tea. You ADD tea or coffee... to vodka!

Forny is banned for banning Momo for having quote: "not having as much free time as I do".

If you have so much free time you should be RPing.

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Napton is banned for not being aware of the fact that while I have free time, I also have massive writer's block that likes to kick the crap out of me!

I'm trying!

Then in that case, Forny's writer's block is banned. Stop being so mean, Mr. Block!!

You're banned for thinking Mr. Block cares about being banned. Any attempts to ban him, he just blocks it.

Forny is banned for being so literal. Mr. Block might not care about being banned but if we all rise up against him then he'll lose his power and we shall be victorious!