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Site Admin  Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:08 pm Posts: 467 
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 Re: Things Not To Say During SexDon't mind the dog, he just misses licking his own balls since we had him fixed.
_________________ Masochist "Whip me! Whip me!" Sadist "No!" |
| Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:45 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex No, silly. Herpes isn't contagious.
_________________ Yes! I'd love to go for a walk in the woods alone with you. If you would like to punish me, send me a PM. Hitomi - A party girl in for the shock of her life. [A Bala production] Links to Character Profiles found here. |
| Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:17 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex You mean I'm supposed to put this in there before that white stuff comes out?
_________________ Masochist "Whip me! Whip me!" Sadist "No!" |
| Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:02 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex "Oh that's just grandma. Don't mind her watching, with her Alzheimer's she'll forget in a few minutes anyway."
_________________ Profile (hope you like your rape served medium rare) Nightmares and Dreams Roleplay listing. Status: Available. PM if interested. "I like my coffee how I like my life, consistent and mediocre." -Ning |
| Mon Nov 15, 2010 3:39 pm |
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Site Admin Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:08 pm Posts: 467
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex I knew you Waltons were a close family but do you have to do *everything* together?
_________________ Masochist "Whip me! Whip me!" Sadist "No!" |
| Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:13 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex I ran out of KY so do you mind if I use crisco instead?
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| Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:37 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Eh, not as good as fucking a corpse, but I'll make do.
_________________ Click HERE for my character profiles! If you're interested in a thread, just send me a PM and we'll talk! 
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| Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:41 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Fornicarus wrote: Eh, not as good as fucking a corpse, but I'll make do.  Pretending to die from a heart attack when you've tied me to the bed isn't funny ...... Hey! .......... HEY!!!!!!! .................................................... You're not pretending are you............. _________________ Masochist "Whip me! Whip me!" Sadist "No!" |
| Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:10 am |
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Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:25 am Posts: 2337 Location: The Furthest Reaches of the Imagination
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Thar she blows! _________________ Click HERE for my character profiles! If you're interested in a thread, just send me a PM and we'll talk!
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| Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:25 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex *Glances down* Is that all there is?
_________________ Diana Varnia Soft skinned and Paranoid Looking forward to some encounters of the tentacle variety. |
| Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:57 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Wait, when you asked if I was on the pill, you did mean Tylenol, right?
_________________ Profile (hope you like your rape served medium rare) Nightmares and Dreams Roleplay listing. Status: Available. PM if interested. "I like my coffee how I like my life, consistent and mediocre." -Ning |
| Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:42 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex *She drops her pants.* Now do you believe mine is bigger?
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| Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:59 am |
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Site Admin Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:08 pm Posts: 467
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex I know I said that I wasn't bothered about your cock being an inch less than average. But I thought you meant length, not diameter....
_________________ Masochist "Whip me! Whip me!" Sadist "No!" |
| Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:00 pm |
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Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:25 am Posts: 2337 Location: The Furthest Reaches of the Imagination
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Would it be cool if I sacrificed you to Khorne after this? I mean, I got the altar ready and all...
_________________ Click HERE for my character profiles! If you're interested in a thread, just send me a PM and we'll talk!
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| Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:34 pm |
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Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:57 am Posts: 1899
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Ignore the screaming coming from the basement. That's just my roommate and his sex slaves. I'll introduce you all later.
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