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Randomidity competition (R U RANDOM ENOUGH)
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Author:  smegskull [ Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:18 pm ]
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NanacaCrash wrote:
the only unclear thing of clarity upon thy moose is to murder the wig with the ruffled petticoat while the sun drinks pinatas after pluto makes presence of flatulence unknown to the rewound universe.... SPOON!!!


winner very funny

Author:  ShapelessClear [ Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:25 am ]
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It needs more torque if it's going to kill Frosted Flakes.

Author:  bleu332 [ Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:19 pm ]
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Captain raise the portcolis! I am being chased by monkeys with pink fuzzy eyebrows and they are toting weapons of mass uneffectiveness.

Author:  GrailSarvas [ Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:29 am ]
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THERE IS BACON ON MY FACE!

Author:  Miko [ Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:39 am ]
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to be or not to fry? cheese? maybe once eels spout holy snails in my cockatoo two step shall the hammer kiss the once virgin noogie.

Author:  Dark Suzaku [ Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:41 am ]
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You will suffer the wrath of my mind!

Lemon, Lime. Lemon, Lime Lemon LimeLemonLimeLemLiLiLiLiLiLiLiLiLi!

*Green and Yellow Sumo wrestlers collide*

*Lemons and Lime rain down, exploding on contact.*

*Girl climaxes*

*guy gets hit in the face with a shovel*

*guy gets hit in the nuts with a football*

Homer: 'Doh!

*guy hits himself in the face with a flail*

Announcer: Fatality! *Lemon* Wins! Flawless *Lime*

Lemon, Lemon, Lemon, Lemon, Lemon, LemonLemonLemonLemonLemonLemon

Lime, Lime, Lime, Lime, Lime, LimeLimeLimeLimeLimeLimeLimeLimeLimeLime

*Nuclear Explosion*

Man: Gordan Freeman!

*Gun Shot*

*Combine Soldier dies*

*Horse kicks cowboy in the nuts, then the face*

Lililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililili

Lilith Lime Lilith Lime Lilith Lilith Lilith

*flowers sing opera*

*Asian guy screams*

Asian guy: MOTHER! THAT'S HOT!

*'1812 Overture' plays to a montage of guys getting hit in the nuts with various objects*

*Lemons and Limes exlpode*

*Heart Monitor beeps*

*Replacing the beeps* Lemon.......Lime.......Lemon.......Lime.......Lemon.......Lime


Lymon


That's one hell of a sub*Lymon*al message.

Author:  .Christine. [ Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:40 pm ]
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o_o lol

Author:  ShapelessClear [ Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:12 pm ]
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.Christine. wrote:
o_o lol


Bad Christine, that's not very random at all, is it?

Bend over and grab the washing machine while I go get the eggbeater. :twisted:

Author:  Dark Suzaku [ Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:26 am ]
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I'm going to *stuff* -my- (dinner) INTO THE PIT of Cum IT BURRRNNNSS!

&Fuck& The (Faces of Evil) with ^An Octorok^

There is no time. $Fuck$

Link MUST DIE!!!

Great! Enough, the ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?

Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat *Dinner*

*Bowser rapidly squeaks*

Bowser MUST DIE!!!

@Fuck@ Bowser.

Oh boy!

Enough!

Scrub $me$, ^Zelda&.

!Fuck! *You*, father!

Scrub $me$, @Impa#

The Triforce of Wisdom-

.......Scrub $me$, Link.

Enough, *Fuck* @You@

Join me Link, and I will make your (Dinner) the greatest in Koradai, or else @I'm going to ^Stuff%^ *My* #Dinner#

INTO THE PIT!

Of Cum.

IT BURRRNNSS!

Author:  bleu332 [ Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:47 am ]
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didntrules say it also had to make coherent sense.. also.. the lymon commercial isnt very random if many people have seen it ^^;;

OmG.NuUuUuU! mY kItTeN iS eAtInG mY rEd PaNtIeS!

Author:  planeswalker [ Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:02 am ]
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Falling in love is like peeing your pants. Everyone else can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. -sagenod-

Author:  smegskull [ Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:01 am ]
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bleu332 wrote:
Captain raise the portcolis! I am being chased by monkeys with pink fuzzy eyebrows and they are toting weapons of mass uneffectiveness.

its not great but its the best of the batch

Author:  ShapelessClear [ Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:35 pm ]
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I'm a scale model of the Postmaster General.

Author:  Paul Epsis [ Sat May 31, 2008 10:15 am ]
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-looks up- hehe, someone likes Ctrl+alt+del...

Robin:Holy Naked Statue's batman! David has a huge schlong!

Batman:No Robin, my near sighted gay chum...it's only a little willy..

Robin:Gee Golly Batman, you know alot!

Batman: Yes indeed..

Cat Woman: Holy fuck! Save me! Batman, Penguin is pecking my pussy! save my poor pussy!

Batman: I am not touching that shit with a 10 foot pole..

Author:  Violett Small [ Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:32 am ]
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This thread is dusty... We need to dust and vacuum it! Maid outfits for everyone, yay!

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