-kicks Nell off the hill... In one of those Spartan outfits from 300, shield and all-

THIS! IS! MY HILL!

*Suddenly appears behind Forny, very close and trailing one hand up Forny's VERY exposed thigh* Oooh... Spartan armor. Heh, I won't try to steal your hill if you agree to a little Leonidas/Xerxes role play I've always wanted to try.

*From the pit she was knocked into.* He's not kidding. He completely ruined that movie for me and EVERYONE in the theater with me when I saw it!

-whimpers-

"... He's gonna crac-"

THE HILL IS YOURS! BY ALL THE GODS, TAKE THE DAMN HILL! -flees in complete terror-

"... I gotta keep that trick in mind. Although, I could be Leonidas in his stead?"

ROTFOTPLMAO!! (rolling on the floor of the pit laughing my ass off)

*a little sad to see Forny go but just as pleased by his replacement.* Oh certainly, Luju. That sounds like a wonderf-

*Interrupted by the hose Nell just turned on the both of them.* Sorry boys, I've no objections to hot man-on-man action but I've been traumatized but 300 enough for one lifetime. Off My Hill!!

-picks Nell up and, rather unceremoniously, tosses her off the hill- "You want the hot man-on-man action, go hit the Banned Thread. You heard Ariste."

-returns, peers around- Uh, and it's our hill now!

*glares at Luju* You want tits, fine I'll give you tits. *pulls out a bird whistle and suddenly the two perverts on the hill are attacked by a flock of small birds and Nell reclaims the hill.*

-watches as Lujuria returns with a flamethrower and roasts all of the tiny birds- Think we can make some hot wings?

".... That's like eating those little crunchy chicks from Fable."

.... They were delicious!

"Sick fuck. Also, the hill belongs to us!"

*PETA suddenly swoops in and arrests Forny and the others for cruelty to animals.*

Hehe, Nell Takes Hill. ^_^

Runs Luju through with a scimitar, kicks the body off the hill, looks to the crowd and shouts,- "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???!?"

"No! Do a dance", replies a spectator.

-sighs. does an Irish line dance ala Michael Flatley-

*Scowls at anyone who might dare to bring up the Banned Game!*

-clears throat- Ahem. I don't think anyone will ever forget the Great Banned Game Fiasco of 2012. Or at least, I won't.

-sticks Keefa into a giant slingshot and fires her into the said crowd- Entertain them in another manner, will ya? I'll hang on to the hill in the meantime!

*throws a wasp nest at Forny and takes over the hill while he's running for his life.*

-is attacked by wasps, flees straight into Nell and knocks her off the hill too-

"Huh. Always funny when plans backfire on you. It just stings, doesn't it? Also, mine!"

*uses remote control hovercraft to dump wasp pheromones on Luju so the wasps will leave her alone and go after him instead. Grabs Forny's hand and drags him to the top of the hill just was the sun begins to rise over the plains.* Everything the light touch, Forny is your kingdom... Excluding this hill. *kicks him off the hill too.* The hill is mine!

-snap fingers and sends the wasps after Nell instead- "I'm gonna need a shower now!"

You go shower, Luju. I'll handle the hill! -shakes pom poms-

"......."