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Things Not To Say During Sex
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 Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 8:27 pm Posts: 370 Location: In Dorn Room 300 with Linny & Co. 
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 Re: Things Not To Say During SexPlease understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
_________________  Naughty Sex Kitten of Shokushu "The best thing to do would be to designate everywhere as clothing optional, and we could leave little fenced in areas for the prudes to prance around in. Call them "Prudist Camps." They could peer out of their fences and indulge in their offensive "I'm offended" behavior whenever they saw a natural person walk by, without bothering the rest of us."--Anon Bio |
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Site Admin  Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:08 pm Posts: 467
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex No, don't tell me. I'll figure out where it goes soon.
_________________ Masochist "Whip me! Whip me!" Sadist "No!" |
| Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:23 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Oh no, My condom broke inside you.
_________________ Calidare Bio Calidare Art Gallery |
| Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:34 am |
 
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 Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:32 am Posts: 605 Location: Near the coal mines of South Jersey
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? Because if someone had told me that that was frowned upon...
_________________ Links to Character Profiles found here. Bala - Hindi Girl (Student) ; Hitomi - Basement Queen (Student) ; Anagopt - Web Star (Student) ; Quagga - Zebra Girl (SFA) ; Keefa - (Gladiatrix) ; Gambo - Zombie (Monster) ; Fluffy - Pirate!! (SFA) Author of the 1500th post in the original ~Corrupt a Wish~ thread in Trivial Pursuits. (1899 posts) Author of the 1500th post in the second The Banned Game! thread in Trivial Pursuits. =========+===== |
| Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:57 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Oh Susan! Susan!...I mean Donna...Oh shit...!
_________________  Agent Angelina "Raven" Macbeth -------------------------------------------------- Its all these demons haunting me Its all these little things trapped inside of me Releasing me from all my sin Its taken me all of my anger And taken me all of my hate To learn how my life came together Releasing the demons......again |
| Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:32 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex I could have sworn I was wearing one when I went inside...
_________________ Diana Varnia Soft skinned and Paranoid Looking forward to some encounters of the tentacle variety. |
| Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:49 pm |
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 Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 8:37 pm Posts: 151 Location: Currently in her new home, located deep within the Shokushu Forest
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex I got a bit of a chuckle out of this one when I saw it online:
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devil-holecrp.jpg [ 135.08 KiB | Viewed 8081 times ] _________________  -------------------------------------------- Welcome to the land of Shokusu A dwelling place for demons Where nothing is what it seems, And hope is but a dream -------------------------------------------- Jezebel Bio and Pix Character List |
| Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:22 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Hey, this is fun! If I hold you open and talk loud I can hear an echo!
_________________ Masochist "Whip me! Whip me!" Sadist "No!" |
| Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:11 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex *laughing uncontrollably when he drops his pants.*
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| Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:56 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex *straps on a dildo* "What? I thought you said you wanted to try anal."
_________________ Profile (hope you like your rape served medium rare) Nightmares and Dreams Roleplay listing. Status: Available. PM if interested. "I like my coffee how I like my life, consistent and mediocre." -Ning |
| Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:59 am |
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Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:32 am Posts: 605 Location: Near the coal mines of South Jersey
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex I know we had an agreement. But I think altering the amount by 20 is the fairest thing to do.
_________________ Links to Character Profiles found here. Bala - Hindi Girl (Student) ; Hitomi - Basement Queen (Student) ; Anagopt - Web Star (Student) ; Quagga - Zebra Girl (SFA) ; Keefa - (Gladiatrix) ; Gambo - Zombie (Monster) ; Fluffy - Pirate!! (SFA) Author of the 1500th post in the original ~Corrupt a Wish~ thread in Trivial Pursuits. (1899 posts) Author of the 1500th post in the second The Banned Game! thread in Trivial Pursuits. =========+===== |
| Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:01 am |
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Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:57 am Posts: 1899
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex A. Rhipsime wrote: *straps on a dildo* "What? I thought you said you wanted to try anal." LOLZ!! Oh, I am totally trying this one if it comes up in the future!! |
| Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:21 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex My parents just got home, can they watch?
_________________ Allirabeth Cousin Anairah Vaaloris We are always open to Rp. Just PM us. 
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| Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:57 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Do you mind if my parents join in?
_________________  Bio & Pic ----------------------------------------------- Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. --Ambrose Bierce Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other. --Marquis De Sade |
| Fri Nov 12, 2010 9:29 am |
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Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:57 am Posts: 1899
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Mind you don't roll on top of the baby.
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