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 Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:40 pm Posts: 70 Location: School Grounds, beach, gym, forest, basement, or docks 
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 Re: Things Not To Say During SexWas I supposed to do the pull out method?
_________________ PM me to RP im mostly online from 7:00am to 7:00pm central standard time seven days a week but no men allowed at anytimes im a solo act or if two girls want some action i will see what i can do. |
| Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:26 pm |
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 Joined: Mon May 17, 2010 7:34 am Posts: 931 Location: Washington state
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Oops sorry I slipped...
_________________ Allirabeth Cousin Anairah Vaaloris We are always open to Rp. Just PM us. 
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| Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:51 pm |
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Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:56 pm Posts: 19 Location: Wales, U.K.
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Roses are red.
Violets are blue. I've got chlamydia. And now so do you. _________________ Just your average politician. |
| Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:08 pm |
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Site Admin  Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:08 pm Posts: 467
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Roses are Red
Violets are blue You are so sweet How about letting me fuck you in the ass? _________________ Masochist "Whip me! Whip me!" Sadist "No!" |
| Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:12 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Oh yeah that will be $50 for the blow job and $100 for the sex....
_________________  Savannah Roleplay Listings Natalya |
| Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:53 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Marry you? No, that was ten minutes ago when you were a virgin!
--------------------- So this is really free? Doesn't that make you a slut? --------------------- A girl like you should be driving a car that shows her class. Come on down to Big Al's Super Car Galaxy for the very best deals in the latest Camaro's. Only $50 down and you could be driving away today in the car of your dreams! ---------------------- No I don't care if the next customer IS waiting for a test drive. We're still trying out the back seat for leg room! -------------------- You know honey, with an annuitised bond giving a guaranteed return of 8.25% over five years, if we invested $500 today we could..... ------------------------- So yeah, like I was saying to Lucy down at the hair salon only the other day, you may not have the biggest dick in the world and you do have trouble keeping it up, but then no one's perfect and after all, James was a hard act for you to follow. Now that guy could *really* fuck and he was built like a German sausage and .... oh dear... now you've gone all soft again... I suppose I'd better get the vibrator out... _________________ Masochist "Whip me! Whip me!" Sadist "No!" |
| Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:01 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Don't let me forget after you are done I need to make the shopping list....
_________________  Natalya Natalya's Journal Savannah |
| Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:50 pm |
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Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:40 pm Posts: 70 Location: School Grounds, beach, gym, forest, basement, or docks
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Do you mind if I watch some porn while you finish.
_________________ PM me to RP im mostly online from 7:00am to 7:00pm central standard time seven days a week but no men allowed at anytimes im a solo act or if two girls want some action i will see what i can do. |
| Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:11 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex BLOODY VICTORY!
_________________ Click HERE for my character profiles! If you're interested in a thread, just send me a PM and we'll talk! 
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| Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:17 pm |
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 Joined: Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 146 Location: Somewhere in Space, Near Floating Coal Mines of South Jersey
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex It's cool with you that I'm a vampire, right?
_________________ Bala is letting me out to play now! If you want to play with me, send me a PM. <tee hee> I can't believe I said that.  Links to Character Profiles found here. Profiles: Quagga - Zebra Girl Diplomat Cabbyl information If you want to set up an RP, send me a PM. [A Bala production] |
| Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:16 am |
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Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:25 am Posts: 2337 Location: The Furthest Reaches of the Imagination
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex So, what do you think about a threesome? Because your sister is seriously hot!
_________________ Click HERE for my character profiles! If you're interested in a thread, just send me a PM and we'll talk!
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| Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:19 am |
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 Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:57 am Posts: 1899
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex *groggy guy or gal wakes up to find themselves to already be in the middle of having sex with someone else. The other party smiles brightly and asks innocently.* This doesn't count as breaking the restraining order, does it?
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| Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:36 am |
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Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:25 am Posts: 2337 Location: The Furthest Reaches of the Imagination
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex I need to pee.
_________________ Click HERE for my character profiles! If you're interested in a thread, just send me a PM and we'll talk!
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Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:40 pm Posts: 70 Location: School Grounds, beach, gym, forest, basement, or docks
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Ha you can so put a round peg into a square hole
 _________________ PM me to RP im mostly online from 7:00am to 7:00pm central standard time seven days a week but no men allowed at anytimes im a solo act or if two girls want some action i will see what i can do. |
| Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:59 pm |
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 Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:32 am Posts: 605 Location: Near the coal mines of South Jersey
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex HE
COULD GO ALL THE WAY! But he doesn't. _________________ Links to Character Profiles found here. Bala - Hindi Girl (Student) ; Hitomi - Basement Queen (Student) ; Anagopt - Web Star (Student) ; Quagga - Zebra Girl (SFA) ; Keefa - (Gladiatrix) ; Gambo - Zombie (Monster) ; Fluffy - Pirate!! (SFA) Author of the 1500th post in the original ~Corrupt a Wish~ thread in Trivial Pursuits. (1899 posts) Author of the 1500th post in the second The Banned Game! thread in Trivial Pursuits. =========+===== |
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