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Things Not To Say During Sex
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 Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:25 am Posts: 2337 Location: The Furthest Reaches of the Imagination 
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 Re: Things Not To Say During Sex"Mhmm... Do that thing your mom and sister do."
_________________ Click HERE for my character profiles! If you're interested in a thread, just send me a PM and we'll talk! 
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| Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:17 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Can we hurry this up, I'm late for the important thing I have to do today!
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| Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:43 am |
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Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:25 am Posts: 2337 Location: The Furthest Reaches of the Imagination
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex The phone rings during sex, she picks your phone up and answers.
A moment later. "It's your boss, he says you're fired." _________________ Click HERE for my character profiles! If you're interested in a thread, just send me a PM and we'll talk!
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| Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:45 am |
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Joined: Sun Apr 03, 2011 4:49 am Posts: 2137
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex No its ok, its really loose think we don't need any lube, oh that's the wrong hole? Oh that's the tight one too? (Turns tail and runs)
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| Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:02 am |
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 Joined: Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:12 am Posts: 107 Location: Where it's cold
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex I'd love to finish, but Jeopardy's on!
_________________ This is akin to what Oozekar looks like. N.I.C.E.'s list of Oozekar's encounters PM me if your interested in an RP. Oozekar is always hungry! |
| Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:33 am |
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 Joined: Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:24 am Posts: 133 Location: Innistrad
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex *yawns and wakes up sleepily* So... What was that about sex... I fell asleep. Wait... Why are you on top of me?
When I said I was okay with small dicks I didn't know you were talking THAT small... _________________ viewtopic.php?f=1&t=7453 <-- Maylie's profile (Recently revamped, including a picture addition!) Feel free to PM me any time if you want to start an RP. I'm always looking for RP's to do now or in the future! This is Commander Maylie (Shepard?), and this is my favorite forum on the internet (Citadel?). Always take the road less traveled. More fun that way. And apparently, it makes all the difference too. |
| Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:02 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex You know when I said ' down boy' it was just foreplay, I didn't mean.... *sigh*
_________________ Kaila Dean- A southern tough girl who has a secret passion for ballet. . . FloraFlora- A plant with a thing for the fauna. . . S.P.H.E.R.E- a curious little dohicky. Always up for a scene, PM me and we can work something out! |
| Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:44 am |
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Joined: Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:24 am Posts: 133 Location: Innistrad
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Why are you undressing? I thought we were just friends? Didn't I tell you I was lesbian?
_________________ viewtopic.php?f=1&t=7453 <-- Maylie's profile (Recently revamped, including a picture addition!) Feel free to PM me any time if you want to start an RP. I'm always looking for RP's to do now or in the future! This is Commander Maylie (Shepard?), and this is my favorite forum on the internet (Citadel?). Always take the road less traveled. More fun that way. And apparently, it makes all the difference too. |
| Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:42 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Orgasms, you mean women can have them too if we go longer then two minutes? No kidding! We'll have to try that next month...
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| Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:23 am |
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Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:25 am Posts: 2337 Location: The Furthest Reaches of the Imagination
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex "... Did you by any chance forget to brush your teeth? Yeeech."
_________________ Click HERE for my character profiles! If you're interested in a thread, just send me a PM and we'll talk!
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| Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:25 pm |
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Joined: Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:24 am Posts: 133 Location: Innistrad
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Wait so you say your name is lujuria... I've heard of you before... your that guy with the small dick from shokushu!
(hahahaha (totally worth a post)) _________________ viewtopic.php?f=1&t=7453 <-- Maylie's profile (Recently revamped, including a picture addition!) Feel free to PM me any time if you want to start an RP. I'm always looking for RP's to do now or in the future! This is Commander Maylie (Shepard?), and this is my favorite forum on the internet (Citadel?). Always take the road less traveled. More fun that way. And apparently, it makes all the difference too. |
| Wed Jul 20, 2011 5:10 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex "Ehh... What's with the mosquito bites?"
... You two need to play nice, lol. _________________ 
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex *he drops his pants* "I'm just gonna go hit on your sister now..."
_________________ Charlotte Tepes Belnades Jeanette Rose Thompson The True Pandora's Box Lamenting lover Christopher |
| Mon Aug 01, 2011 5:05 am |
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Joined: Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:12 am Posts: 107 Location: Where it's cold
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex -uuuuAAAGGGGHHHHH- "I want a divorce"
_________________ This is akin to what Oozekar looks like. N.I.C.E.'s list of Oozekar's encounters PM me if your interested in an RP. Oozekar is always hungry! |
| Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:28 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Aaaaaagh! Well, off to visit your mother!
_________________ I play as Alice Bouffant. http://shokushu.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=7544 Alice's Journal: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=7572 Hey there! My name's Ziggy Aurum, and I'm the New York Rave Queen! Just ask if you wanna hang out, I'm not shy! http://shokushu.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=7589 |
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