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Things Not To Say During Sex
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Things Not To Say During Sex
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 Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:25 am Posts: 2337 Location: The Furthest Reaches of the Imagination 
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 Re: Things Not To Say During SexWould it be creepy if my grandpa joined us?
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| Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:55 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex What do you mean you don't find the cries of the innocent remotely erotic?!
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| Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:05 am |
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Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:25 am Posts: 2337 Location: The Furthest Reaches of the Imagination
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Can you hurry up? My mom said I need to be back by ten.
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| Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:43 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Oh don't worry, I'm sure I've got a microscope and some tweezers around here somewhere.
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| Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:34 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex You suck better than my blow-up doll does!
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| Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:07 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex No need to go to the shop. I'll just turn the condom we used yesterday inside out.
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| Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:09 pm |
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Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:25 am Posts: 2337 Location: The Furthest Reaches of the Imagination
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Oh shit, I think she's waking up, guys! Get the chloroform!
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| Thu Nov 25, 2010 1:29 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex umm..are you already in??
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| Thu Nov 25, 2010 11:55 pm |
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Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:25 am Posts: 2337 Location: The Furthest Reaches of the Imagination
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex (In a threesome)
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| Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:10 am |
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Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:42 am Posts: 199 Location: CO
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex -deadpan- "Yay, missionary....again."
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| Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:12 am |
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Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:25 am Posts: 2337 Location: The Furthest Reaches of the Imagination
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
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| Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:13 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Are you tired already?
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| Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:17 am |
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Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:25 am Posts: 2337 Location: The Furthest Reaches of the Imagination
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Uh, listen, how would you feel about making a sex tape? No way? Um... Turn it off, guys! No go here!
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| Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:04 pm |
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Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:42 am Posts: 199 Location: CO
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex "Look, how many times do I have to go over this....it's not a RACE!"
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| Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:17 am |
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Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:25 am Posts: 2337 Location: The Furthest Reaches of the Imagination
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Oh... You don't scream like your sister does...
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