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| Author: | Forny [ Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
"Mhmm... Do that thing your mom and sister do." |
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| Author: | alexvano [ Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
Can we hurry this up, I'm late for the important thing I have to do today! |
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| Author: | Forny [ Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
The phone rings during sex, she picks your phone up and answers. A moment later. "It's your boss, he says you're fired." |
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| Author: | alexvano [ Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
No its ok, its really loose think we don't need any lube, oh that's the wrong hole? Oh that's the tight one too? (Turns tail and runs) |
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| Author: | oozekar [ Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
I'd love to finish, but Jeopardy's on! |
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| Author: | Maylie [ Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:02 am ] |
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*yawns and wakes up sleepily* So... What was that about sex... I fell asleep. Wait... Why are you on top of me? When I said I was okay with small dicks I didn't know you were talking THAT small... |
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| Author: | Kaila [ Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
You know when I said ' down boy' it was just foreplay, I didn't mean.... *sigh* |
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| Author: | Maylie [ Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
Why are you undressing? I thought we were just friends? Didn't I tell you I was lesbian? |
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| Author: | alexvano [ Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
Orgasms, you mean women can have them too if we go longer then two minutes? No kidding! We'll have to try that next month... |
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| Author: | Forny [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
"... Did you by any chance forget to brush your teeth? Yeeech." |
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| Author: | Maylie [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 5:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
Wait so you say your name is lujuria... I've heard of you before... your that guy with the small dick from shokushu! (hahahaha (totally worth a post)) |
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| Author: | Dr. Steiner [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
"Ehh... What's with the mosquito bites?" ... You two need to play nice, lol. |
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| Author: | Belnades [ Mon Aug 01, 2011 5:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
*he drops his pants* "I'm just gonna go hit on your sister now..." |
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| Author: | oozekar [ Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
-uuuuAAAGGGGHHHHH- "I want a divorce" |
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| Author: | Alyx-Sthde [ Mon Aug 29, 2011 6:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
Aaaaaagh! Well, off to visit your mother! |
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