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| Author: | alexvano [ Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
This wasn't the package I was paid to deliver! |
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| Author: | Alyx-Sthde [ Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:29 pm ] |
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And now Baby Jesus cries for the loss. Heil Satan! |
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| Author: | alexvano [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
Why must I do this again sis, maybe you should put the bottle down! |
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| Author: | Alyx-Sthde [ Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
God dammit Nappa! |
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| Author: | Forny [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
"Oh yeah, baby... That's so awes- Ooooh! Family Guy's on now! Let's finish this up later, hon!" |
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| Author: | bleu332 [ Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
Oh, Baby... I'm worth every cent you are paying me for. My baby formula is proof of that. |
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| Author: | Napton [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
Don't worry, baby. Condoms don't really expire. They just put those dates on them so people keep buying more. |
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| Author: | Momo [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
You know... my ex is far better at this than you |
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| Author: | alexvano [ Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:09 am ] |
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Wednesday, why does your underwear say Wednesday its Sunday... |
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| Author: | Napton [ Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
"This is Sparta!" *kick* |
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| Author: | Forny [ Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
"The, uh, idea of a blowjob, it's... You see, fucking all those friends of yours has, uh, well, it's left a nasty cramp in my leg, so sucking will be hard for me." |
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| Author: | Stormbringer [ Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
"Yes of course I love you. Yes, me too. OK, night night honey..... Sorry about that, I'll remember to switch my cellphone off next time. Now, where were we up to?" |
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| Author: | Kieran [ Thu May 03, 2012 2:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
The doctor gave me a cream for the rash...the burning when you pee only lasts a couple of days though. |
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| Author: | Napton [ Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
Oh, in case I fall asleep after this and forget to tell you, you need to be out of here by 6am. That's when my wife gets home from work. |
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| Author: | Bala [ Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things Not To Say During Sex |
Him: Um... that's never happened before. Her: Which part? The eight seconds of sex or the 45 minutes of crying? Him: Uh, I guess both. Do I give you money now? (Yes. I stole that from a show. =P) |
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