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Author:  Paige [ Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:40 am ]
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I choose you Pikachu!!!

Author:  alexvano [ Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:17 am ]
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Wow that mexican food sure gives me some potent gas! Pulls covers higher...

Author:  kite-san [ Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:50 am ]
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"Blood and skulls for the lord of blood!"

"What do you mean IceT isn't romantic?"

"The technology of peace! Peace through boners!"

"My arousal level! It's... It's over nine-thousand!!!!"

"You did sign the waiver, right? In triplicate?"

Author:  niellwyn [ Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:10 pm ]
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Yaaarrr! Lemme swab yer poop deck!

Author:  Vikky [ Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:44 am ]
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"This is a better love-story than Twilight."

Author:  kite-san [ Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:34 am ]
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Not sure on that one. Could be a good one for one-night stands at conventions.

speaking of one night stands at conventions: "Look, i'm sorry, but you're only sexy while you're inside the fursuit."

Author:  Diana Varnia [ Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:07 pm ]
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Don't worry, it's just a cold sore.

Yes, they're real. No, you can't touch them to verify that.

Oh, my word, you're fantastic at this! My word... The bird is my word... Bird, bird, bird. The bird is the word.

Author:  Hitomi [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:04 pm ]
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You're both in the same class. That's why I asked my grandson to introduce us.

Author:  Stormbringer [ Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:22 pm ]
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"Your sister didn't make this much fuss about taking it up the ass. And neither did your mother. On the other hand, your father was even more reluctant than you are!"

Author:  Stormbringer [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:31 am ]
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Wow, that sheep on TV is really asking for it!

Author:  TehMorganator [ Tue May 28, 2013 6:43 pm ]
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"Oh. Y'know, from your beard, I had assumed you had a penis. Oh well."

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