"Eh, since it'll annoy Forny...' -steals the remote and hands it over- "Here ya go."

-_- The next person gets to spend a whole week with Lujuria in the Basement.

*Runs, screaming in terror*

The next person gets to saaaaave meeee (and probably replaaaace meeee in the basement)

*Heroically saves her, only to drag her back into the basement with me!*

Next person gets to join us for some quality time!

I would...hmm. The next person is plied with drink until helpless and then clapped into a rubber pillory for some quality time.

*doesn't drink* Hah!

*enjoys quality time with Diana* hehe

The next person gets a pie to the face!

I think I made the right choice to include this room in Fluffy's pirate ship!

The "cream" in the cream pie tastes quite suspicious. With all these tentacles, that's just piling on.

The person below me get the privilege of rescuing me from these tentac Hmmmf!

-shrugs- All right then, but we shall be having plenty of buttsecks... Lots to catch up on! -rescues Fluffy and tosses her in the bed- And whoever's below can join us, bwahahaha!

Slide out of the saddle there, mister! You don't get to dole out buttsecks any time you want... Ahh! *suddenly finds herself in bed*

The person below me can join us too.

*thinks that this bed is going to get rather ... full* But I'm not going to say no to massive orgy aboard a pirate ship

The person below can get an in depth tour through a Hive <_< >_>

Ooh, such pretty decor you have here! Hey, what're those appendages fo-- Mmmph!

The person below can rescue me and be thanked with kisses and other (perhaps more intimate) displays of affection.

*rescues Diana*
*receives more intimate displays of affection* =)

The next person gets to STOP WATCHING US THROUGH THE WINDOW. (that was conveniently left uncovered by drapes)

*stops watching through the window and sends a few warriors to join in instead with some psychic tentacles*

The next person gets to try out this totally safe new drug that we have developed.

*Tries the drug* Doesn't seem so ba-- *Collapses to the floor with a loud thunk*

Person below gets to take advantage of this drugs after eff-- *passes out again*

Finishes with the unconcious Diana, leaving her feeling streched out and sore in unnamable places.

Then he offers a fresh cookie laced with the new drug to the next person, placing it on a platter with a sign that says free sample.

"Oooh! A cookie!" -munches on it- "Yum! That was a good cookie!"

... Oooookay. The person below me gets to swim with me in the pool outside!