A blind man walks into a bar.
He orders a drink and asks the bartender:
"Do you want to hear a blonde joke?"
Everyone suddenly becomes quiet...
The woman left of him whispers:
"Before you tell that joke, there's something you should know. The bartender is blonde, the waitress is blonde, I'm blonde, 2 m tall, weigh 107 kg and have a black belt in karate, the woman next to me is a blonde body-builder and the woman to your right is a blonde professional boxer. Are you sure you want to tell that joke?"
The man responds:
"No, not if I'll have to explain it five times..."

A blonde woman, enraged at her husband for his procrastinating, and his dumb-blonde jokes tells him off one day, "Not only am I going to show you we can be smart, but I'll paint the house like I've been asking you to do for years!"

The husband, chuckling, leaves for work. When he gets home, the house is indeed painted. He walks around to the back, where his wife was finnishing her paint, to find her passed out, wearing the thick mink coats he bought her each of the last two years for christmas.

After taking her inside, getting her some water and helper her to relax, he asked what she was doing wearing the coats in the heat outside. To which she replied, "The paint told me so!" She grabbed a can and pointed to the notice that stated, "for best results, use 2 coats."

Three women , a blond, a redhead and a brunette, were on an uninhabited island and searched for a way off. Then the blonde tripped over a lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out. "I'll give you three wishes, but since there's three of you, you'll each get one wish."

The redhead wished that she was an Olympic swimmer and knew which way civilization was. So she swam home. The Brunette wished that she was at home with her boyfriend, so she was. The blonde, her toe still sore from tripping over the lamp, said "Stupid lamp, I wish we'd never found it."

A brunette and a blonde are walking down the street. The Brunette looks down and sees a dead bird. She says. "Aww, look a dead bird."

The blonde responds by looking up and saying. "Where?"

So I got a text message from one of my blonde friends the other day and it was asking me what "idk" stood for. So I replied and told my friend "I don't know"

Within moments I got back, "NOBODY DOES!"

Don't mean to be a downer but Blonde is female and Blond is male.

You mean like "Blond, James Blond"?

Cheers for my first proper laugh of the day.

a blonde a brunette and a redhead excape from jail and hide in a barn in sacks. the police come and tap the first sack the brunette goes meow. they think its a cat and check the second the redhead goes cockadodaldo. they think its a rooster and check the third the blonde goes mooo!