When the faculty in charge of monster registration realized what had happened, only this copy of the interview - along with the utterly unresponsive inteviewer- were to be found.

Note that Jiro is, as the black box recording shows, a thrall of a monster already on campus, Antipode, and appears to be under his control.

Nonetheless, be advised - This monster is extremely dangerous, all faculty approach at their own peril


----- Begin Transmission ----

--- Audio Only ---

Name: " I'm Jiro. Nice to meet'cha!"

Race: "Well, as you can see by my beautiful body, I look like a cute Japanese chick. It works well to blend in, and is such a lovely body I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world."

Type: "Type? Hmm. My type would be the innocent ones. Seeing them break... oh, so cute. Oh, what type am I? I guess you could say I'm a human type... but I have full control of my master's tentacles when I'm allowed out in the world, so... I guess I'm a tentacle monster! Yay!"

Place of Birth: "Actually, here. Weird, huh?"

Gender: "I'm a girl! And a real cutie, too! ^^"

Nationality: "Oh, I like girls of all nationalities"

Age: "Several weeks. Though Antipode's getting fairly good at implanting a preexisting personality, so I don't act it, obviously."

Height: "Hmm... 153 centimeters. I guess."

Weight: "Well, even I'm not telling that one!"

Eye Color: "Red. Take a good look. Hmm. You've got cute eyes, too. Did you know that?"

Skin Color: "What do you think? Rather pale, really. Damn, you see me, don't you? Are you blind? Hmm... looking around the way you do really does detract from the beauty of your eyes, incidentally.
"
Skin Texture: "Human skin texture. What an odd question."

Hair?: "Duh!"

Hair Color: "It's purple. I like it, it's cute."

Body Build: "Petite. Hmm... though you've got a nice build too. Heh heh heh..."

Tail? "Nope!"

Tentacles? "I have all my master's tentacles. Wanna see?"

Number of Tentacles: "See, there's one, two, three... hell, I can't count em all."

At this point, there was the sound of a scuffling, and muffled screaming. Caustic laughter can be heard coming from this girl Jiro.

"Aww... don't freak out! Yet, anyway. See how many there are, though?"

Cock Size: "No... but you'll see I don't need a single one, to play with you."

By this point the muffled screams grow louder. From the odd squelching sounds it's obvious what Jiro is doing to the interviewer.

Fighting Style: "Aww, stop! I haven't even hurt you yet... oh. Fighting style? Hmm. I dunno. I think Antipode gave me some fighting skills he recorded from the memories of others, or something. But I generally use tentacles... or my hands."

Motivation: "Pain. Here, let me show you..." Her seductive voice trails off, followed by several minutes of screaming.

When the sceaming finally ends, there's the sound of ruffling papers, and the girl speaks again.

"Sorry, but I don't think my interviewer can continue... but I'll keep talking anyway, is that fine?"

"Psychological Profile? Well, where to begin? I may seem cute, but I guess you could call me a sadist at heart. I love the pain of others, and their fear. Breaking an innocent heart, and turning it to my own devices... it's so lovely. You humans would probably call me a psychopath, if I was human. Such distinctions don't matter much, as I was made to be this way. Then again... I'd hate to be any other way, so I'm content."

"Personality... hmm. I love my brother, and I'm generally nice... well. That's a lie! I'm a deceiver, and I enjoy the pain of humans. Actually, I enjoy the pain of everyone but my brother. I'm like a villain out of a manga. But I don't care, it's just too fun!"

"Sexual Oddities..." She giggled then, before going on. "Well, I love bondage, and causing girls some pain. Oh, I like pleasure, sure... and it's fun to make a girl scream in lovely pleasure. But I want to rule her, whoever she is. I'll control her, in every way I can. And in the end, when it's over? Her shame, and her self-loathing, give me a thrill I can't describe any other way."

"Clothing... well. I quite like this skimpy school outfit. It's cute!"

"Dah dah dah... other things that don't count for me..."

"Ahh! Capabilities! Well, I have all of Antipode's physical powers, and can connect psychically to my master. But I can't use any psychic connections to humans. Sadly, I'm stuck with the five human senses."

"As for weaknesses... well. I'm physically human. But that won't matter. I have very powerful help."

"Likes. I guess I like seeing young girls in all kinds of situations. I like shounen manga, Nietzsche, and pop music, too! My brother means everything to me, and I'd do anything he told me to do. Anything. I just wish he would... Oh, and pain. Did I mention that. Speaking of which..."

Several minutes of renewed screaming. It took on a bizarrely sexual dimension, soon enough, and the interviewer was soon begging for more, not less.

" Okay. Back. Anyway, my dislikes. Hmm... not all that much. Oh! If anyone so much as touches my brother, I'll kill them. I also don't like any girlfriends my brother will find... or any girl that had any contact with him, period, I guess. Oh, oniisan..."

"Anyway! Sorry about that, I'm going to go now. Bye...!"

The renewed screams went on for a long time, before the tape finally ran out...

--- End Transmission ---

Golden eyes roved slowly around the scrying pool, watching Jiro's every move.

"A fine ally, she could be... If one takes care in his approach, of course."

(Nice profile, Antipode. )