this sonds bad but is great fun the point is to make the most randem statement u can (e.g. your leg isnt as green as my football pump)
there are rules if u break them u will be disqualifide
1. no 1 word posts (e.g. chiken)
2. no TV quotes
3. statements must be cohearent but not make sens like first e.g. it meens nothing but the sentence is properly structured (for begginers try using an average sentence and changing nouns so that its meenningless)
4. good spelling is not required
5. more words usually means more points but if its funny it gets extra points too
6. no posting off topic
7. i will quote a winner for every page

shower caps r not the most important fetish in my car

the camel sleeps at noon, but not on Tueday, my dear tree stump.

Houses are Chuck Norris's awesome possum-flavored anime, mostly due to the rain in France falling mainly on the ground.

Beware of my vibrating penguin of gold giving qualities. He shall rule your panties and rummage through your pet rock collection while dancing to lambada and performing a libido requiring act that is done with a gazelle a monkey and three purple smoke hazes with tentacles coming from their noses!!!!1111!11!!oneoneexclamationpoint

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has pirated the ninja faction of hamburger-related Autobots. In retaliation, paper-plate salesmen were dispatched via parachute to Mars. The only pool table in my desk drawer has died as a result.

My vampiric liking of red paint is on the national geographic for dummies and is considered to be tastier than a pangalaticgargleblaster on a sunday after noon in a very hot snowy climate where pink clouds and flying cars can make love in a mailbox full of bluesplattered solarsystems. That is why i dont have my homework.

definitely the winner very good

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-Kari rock. I need scissors! 61!

I rather think your beetlejuice has soured, yet the jabberwocky flies upon your lumps.

Legality is only a question of who can talk louder while chewing rocks. However, they are far more reliable after a few drinks.

That's my opinion, do with it a barrel roll.

the only unclear thing of clarity upon thy moose is to murder the wig with the ruffled petticoat while the sun drinks pinatas after pluto makes presence of flatulence unknown to the rewound universe.... SPOON!!!

Forested flakes.

Wilford Brimley's giant book-licking Godzilla is bought from you buy Quaking Goats. Be sure and halve your blood sugar texted. Diabeetus is own the rise!

Unlike some flying flaming baby eaters, I prefer the whitest meat wich often comes from gumblerblasters... which often talk with the Catlintins. Once Bleach has finally stopped repeating the chants of their ancestors all will be revealed to the flying flaming baby's... who will then sing their victory song of Doo be doo be dooo. Baby eaters be afeared for the hobgoblin knows where you sleep and will send the penguins that poke and have sharp pointy teeth... or so the enchanter Richard claims.