At least according to this one study.

Does this mean strip clubs can be benifitial to one's heath?

It doesn't say if the benefits are size related or purely numerical. I volunteer to continue this research!

Now I'm wondering how exactly they tested this theory... and how they convinced them to do it... and how can I join said team?

Make sure you know what you volunteer for!

Well... So long as I get on the good half I'm ok. I'll just bribe someone... or something!

Men will make up any reason to stare at breasts. Maybe this isn't the same thing. Snopes prints a nearly word for word copy of this that says the New England Journal of Medicine did the study.

I'm up here, gentlemen.

Yeah, but they could be wrong! We're not willing to risk it, us men! In any case, our health are down here! -ogles-

Actually if you read that it says the research was done in Germany not by NEJM, so no its probably not true. Besides, who really believes that 250 random guys would actually tell the truth about avoiding boob watching for five years unless they were all gay!

Oh and if yu don't *want* us to look, what's with the low cut necklines and tight tees? Wear a shapeless sack instead

Strombringer's right, how can we not stare It's like our attention is directed towards them with that type of clothing, it's a natural instinct!

A look is flattering. It would be nice after we have a "face to face" conversation that you have even a remote possibility of telling me what colour my eyes are.

... The colour of your eyes are... Erm... Uh... Beautiful! Yeah, that's it! Beautiful! See, I didn't need a face to face to know that!

All joking aside, I agree. Face to face conversations are fun. Just, do we get to fondle them while we talk?

Aw, Forny. You are so sweet. I knew you weren't like the other men.

If you are Peter Griffin of Family Guy at his job at the brewery, yes you do get to touch them. But you have to say "honk honk!" as you are squeezing them.

... I accept this condition. -squeezes- Honk honk!