"Seriously... That wasn't even funny at all-" -is suddenly blasted away by said mine-

Eh, well, this time... That one was. Ahem. I'd treat the person below me to ice cream.

Okay, I was going to let someone else post before I did again, but... ICE CREAM!!!!!

At least someone know how to treat women right... >.> *cough* Not Lugu *cough*

Hmmm... I'd give them a slice of my 10 day old leftover birthday cake! (don't worry, it's still good)

XD You're quite welcomed, haha. -munches on the slice of cake as Luju rolls in on a wheelchair, covered in bandages- Oh, hi there.

"...... The person below me is gonna get spanked."

Eek! Don't hit so hard, I bruise easy!

The next person is going to massage my hurt little tush.

oh dear.... *massages diana's tush* Yeash, easy there Luju, there are easier ways to vent. (by the way, how was the cake? Was it delicious and moist even though its 10 days old and a lie?)

Ahem, I would dip the person below me in chocolate and the proceed to feast on them ^u^

*is feasted on* AHH spare meeee!

And the cake wasn't a lie =P. This isn't portal. My birthday was the 3rd =P.

I would make them give me a back massage, speaking of massages.

You were delicious~
And Portal is my newest obsession, so don't be surprised if I quote it often.
*sigh* why am I the one doing all da massages? *gives up and massages maylie's back*

I will jump on the person below me's back and yell 'charge!'

".... If the person above me don't get off, I'm gonna hit her with the person below me.

...Wait, doesn't that make me the person below you?

"Yes."

Shit.

Ow! Why is it always the tender bits with you?!

I'd spank the person below me for their insolence in letting Forny use me as a human weapon!

Ouch!!! Don't spank so hard.

I lick the person below me... where ever they want.

Yes... Yes... Lick it there... -holds up an ice cream cone- Lick it, baby!

"... You are one sick fuck, dude."

Bwahahaha, ahem. The person below me shall be treated to a House marathon alongside me! Come share in the love that is Dr. Gregory House!

WOOHOO! House Marathon!

The person below me shall be backed into a cake.

Forny's choice is problematic. I may be lactose intolerant. Whether backed or baked, I hope my fur goes with me into the cake.

I hold the one below me hostage and do terrible/wonderful things to them until the ransom is payed.

Lujuria... Whatever happen, make sure the ransom's never paid! -is taken hostage-

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. As long as I'm rid of you... Er... Oh yeah, there's a game. Uh, whoever happens to be below me get to be tied up by your truly and made into a plaything! I'll be as gentle as possible..."

EEEK! *runs so you can't catch her*

Hah! Threw my char in front of you!

I'd give them brownies! =3