Yum! These brownies go great with the ice cream. But why do I have cake frosting on my tail?

The person below me gets a snugglely wugglely hug and a kiss. I have no idea what happened to their valuables. Why are you looking at me like that?

Aww, that is so cute and cuddly and... Hey! Give me back my wallet!

The person below gets a sloppy, wet kiss.

"Well, pucker up, baby..."

-facepalm- The person below me gets their very own rare Limited Edition Forny Plushie!

*Squeezes the plushie and rocks back and forth* Such a bad kisser...

Person below gets to have a slumber party with me!

"Hey! I will have you know I've never had a compliant before about my kissing!"

-shoves Lujuria aside- What time should I come?

The person below shall be given a part in my next movie, "Star Wanks: Return of the Jizz"

Signs on for big bucks as lead role until picture goes broke when forny has to settle a bar tab.

Offers next person a butt grab...

".... Seriously, why?"

Start grabbing, man.

"Goddamn it... The person below me is gonna be punished for this."

Oh, the humanity! Why is it always me?!

Person below me is going to battle with me in a wet t-shirt contest! *Cackles maniacally*

-has somehow grown boobs- "... I don't even..."

The person below me wins the wet t-shirt contest! Now, get out of those t-shirts so we can get some pictures in!

First contest I've ever won in my life. This t-shirt really clings when wet. Forny, would you help me get it off?

The person below me gets to spend an hour in my ship's "fun room" free of charge... which would make more sense if I ever get around to posting my profile. Let's just say tentacles are involved, lots and lots of tentacles.

Ooh, what's this button do? Eeeee---mmmph!

The person below me gets to JOIN me in the "fun room". Not free of charge.

"Don't worry. I can stop them any time I want with this remote control... Ahhhhh Hmmff'!" *One of the ten tentacles grabbing Fluffy grabs her remote control instead. It seems that they want more time with the two girls. Another lifts her tail for full access.*

The person below can have the remote control for a little bit. Oooh! Those are the spots!

*Diana picks up the remote that clangs on the ground near her. She pushes buttons frantically at random and is dropped to the ground. She cackles maniacally as the tentacles continue to attack Fluffy at her command*

Next person below gets to share the remote with me!

Ooh, thanks! -grabs the remote then pushes Diana into said tentacles- I'll handle it for ya, you can share in the fun time! -starts manipulating the tentacles into a much greater frenzy with the girls- Oh, this is just fun, fun, fun!

Whoever is below me, give me a back massage while I fiddle with this thing!

*Gives Forny a back massage and watches the tentacles*
*giggles*

The next person can steal the romote from Forny and give it to me! =)