*Nell used her weather machine to call forward of suddenly rain storm to drench them all, trying care of the wasps AND Luju's shower.* See how mice I am, Luju. I cleaned you off in spite of your rudeness.

*snaps her fingers and lightning suddenly strike Forny.* Oh, and the hill is mine now. ^_^

*mutters something about being plagued by typo demons. The she pulls on a pied jacket and a flute and starts hypnotizing the mice with music. She then leads her new mice army back up the hill to attack Luju.* No, I believe it is still my hill.

Fool!!! *arms her mice with cat-nip, balls of yawn and vacuum cleaners.* This is a battle you SHALL not win!!

-drops a thermonuclear bomb on all of it- Okay then. No one wins.

-walks in, wearing a hazmat suit- "Dis hill be mah nao!"

Keep it. *buys a new, much bigger and nicer hill to develop and start a life on.* I prefer my hill non-radio active.

"....." -buys an even bigger and more awesome hill out of sheer arrogance- "Mine's better!"

-facepalm- You both need to get along better...

Blasphemy!! Luju and I getting along is listed as one of the signs of the apocalypse.

*builds a huge mansion and fucking amusement park on her hill* Why is yours better again, Luju? Just because it's bigger? Just looks like you are compensating for something from this end. ^_^

"Fuck you!" -dashes off and build an entire city on his hill and has himself declared Mayor- "How's that!? MIne's better now!"

..... -facepalm- I should just lock the two of you in a nice padded room until you both get along.

*hires a host of attractive males to serve her in her mansion where she is treated as a Queen but without all those pesky governmental duties to attend to.* Whatever you say, Luju. Have you balanced your town's budget yet? Better get on that.

*to Forny* Padded walls are overrated. I'd much prefer a lush pillow pit with silken sheets and soft furs.

"Pft! That's why I got a whole treasury department for that! Speaking of which, we've inspired a revolution on your hill. We'll be coming in with peacekeeping forces to take your hil- Er, to secure the safety of the people."

... Blatant lie, man.

"Silence! My hill! My rules!"

-shakes head- Would you rather be in a padded room alone or a pillow pit with silken sheets and soft furs and Luju?

"........." -listens-

I foresaw this and planted bombs deep within the interior of your hill. Call off your troops or I shall detonate the bombs. And before you say that you don't care, remember that your soldier back on that hill. They might turn against you if you glibly turn your back on them.

*to Forny* Regardless of who I am there with, barring maybe a serial killer like Ted Bundy, I will always chose a pillow pit over a padded cell. You can't even make a pillow fort in a padded cell.

*rereads her previous post and sighs* Typo demons strike again.

I meant to say your soldier's families are still on the hill. *to Luju's soldier* You don't want your families to die for this pity war, do you?