You are all banned because I couldn't get on here yesterday.

Nell is banned because I'm sick today, my eyes hurt when I look at the computer, yet still I managed to get on today.

Forny is banned for making me sick. Forny is also banned for what he and Luju thought when I said I was able to "get on" today.

Actually, I couldn't got on yesterday because the internet wouldn't let me access the site for some bizarre reason. Bala is banned for not knowing that.

And being sick...

And probably making my computer sick...

And Forny is banned for helping....

And Luju is banned for the fun of it. ^.~*

Nell is banned because I had the same problem with the site last night as well! I blame it on you!

Forny is banned for banning me for something I already blamed on Bala.

And for being well enough to ban people yet not well enough to RP. XP

Nell is banned for not understanding how daunting it is to be faced by so many threads to respond to and having no idea where to start!

Forny is banned for not knowing that he is clearly supposed to be starting with mine.

Also, I hope you are feeling better. ^_^

Nell is banned for making such a predictable, and clearly biased, suggestion.

And, yeah, I'm recovering pretty fast now. I think I was going through soda withdrawal.

Forny is banned for not drinking the tall glass of ice cold soda I poured for him. Which is clearly NOT a bribe meant to bias him in my favor. ^_^

Ha! Nell is banned for her poorly disguised (and yet successful) attempt to bribe me into paying her attention first!

Yay!!

Errr...

I mean...

Bala is banned!!

Indeed, Bala is banned for thinking I thought of anything perverted when she said "get on". My thoughts were entirely innocent, right Nell?

-hands Nell a thick manila envelope, full of yaoi pictures of Lujuria and Ariste together in highly erotic positions, clearly enjoying themselves.-

Forny and Nell are banned because I had the same trouble "getting on" this site earlier today. I was able to get on. They should have been able to get on too.

Luju is banned for masturbating to nude pictures of me while saying, "get on! Yeah! Get on!"

"Bala is banned because I wasn't masturbating to pictures of you nude! I was having my way with Ariste! Er, I mean..."

It's okay, everyone knows.

"... The fuck? How does they know already!?"

I took pictures.

".... You fucking cunt..."

Lujuria is banned for not noticing me!

Indeed... *she replies absently as she drools over hott yaoi pictures of Luju and Ariste.* Luju is totally banned.