Here's one related to Shokushu.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

As many as it takes to satisfy the monster.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead stop at a gas station on their way across state to use thie facilities. Upon asking for the key to the restroom, the man working there said "Be careful, the mirror in there is magical. If you look into it ant tell the truth you get one million dollars, but if you look into it and lie, you will get sucked in and trapped forever."

The three ladies go in one at a time. First the redhead goes in, looks in the mirror and says, "I think I'm the smartest woman in the world." One million dollars pops out of the mirror. Then the brunette walks in, looks in the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." One million dollars pops out of the mirror. Finally the blonde walks in, looks in the mirror and says, "I think-"

She gets sucked in.

Heard a variation of that before, definitely still funny.

How is a blonde like a tornado?

There's a lot of sucking and blowing, and then your house is gone.

Have you heard about the blond fox that got its leg stuck in a snare?

She chewed off three of her legs and She was still trapped in the snare!

badabum-pish!

Did you hear about the three blondes who went hunting?

They finally spotted some tracks on the ground after an hour of looking.

"These are some moose tracks," said the first.

"No!" asserted the second, "these are deer tracks!"

The third one opened her mouth to voice her opinion, but then they all were run over by the train.

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

TA DA!!

Thank you, thank you, your a kind audience, now ill go turn on the microwave so I can watch my show =P

A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her.

"You'll be fine," he said.

She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.

"What's the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

lol this ones better

A blonde, A brunette, and a red-head all died in a car crash, and they all went to heaven at the same time.

They arrive at the gates of heaven, when God appears and tells them they must pass a laughter test, if they fail, they will be sent to hell.

The objective was to climb 100 stairs without laughing. Each stair will have it's own joke.

The Brunette goes first, and laughs at the 46th stair.

The Red-Head goes second, and laughs at the 77th stair.

The Blonde, makes all the way to the 100th step, when she suddenly bursts out with laughter.

God asks "Why are you laughing now?"

The Blonde says "I just got the first joke!".

It was Christmas Eve and Kimberley, a gorgeous blonde was on the roof of a large hotel contemplating suicide. Her boyfriend had left her, she had lost her modelling job and she owed thousands to the bank.

Just about to jump, she felt a tap on her shoulder and turning round, she saw Father Christmas standing there. He asked her what she was doing and she explained the whole sorry story to him.

"Well that's easy," he replied. "I'll give you three Christmas wishes if you do a little something for me in return. First, when you get home, your boyfriend will have returned. Second, next week you will get offered an even better modelling job. And third, the first lottery ticket you buy will win you $50,000."

"Oh thank you, Santa!" And getting down on her knees, because even Father Christams is susceptible to a gorgeous blonde, she gave him the blow job of his life.

"So how old are you, Kimberley?" he asked as he rearranged his jolly red suit.

"I'm 22," she replied, discreetly wiping her mouth.

"That's a little old to believe in Santa," the guy laughed as he made his way back downstairs to the fancy dress party.

Whoo-hoo, Mr. Stormbringer! (Wasn't expecting one from you. That's awesome!)

All right, here's another Blondes in Heaven joke, so if you're sick of 'em, too bad. Three blondes die and go to heaven. However, Saint Peter stops them from entering the gates. "We need to ensure that those who enter heaven have at least a little knowledge of the religion," he explained. Peter gestured to a large, red-handled lever. "I'm going to ask each of you a question. If you get the question right, you can go in. If you get it wrong, I'll pull this lever, and it'll send you to Hell."

The blondes nodded, ready for their question.

"All right," said Saint Peter, "What is Easter?"

The first blonde said, "That's the one where our family gets together and eats turkey!"

"Nope, that's Thanksgiving," said Saint Peter, pulling the lever and sending her to Hell. He turned to the second blonde and asked her the same question.

The second blonde said, "That's the one where our family gets together and opens presents!"

"Nope, that's Christmas," said Saint Peter, pulling the lever and sending her to Hell. He turned to the third blonde and asked her the same question.

The third blonde said, "It's a celebration of the return of Jesus from the grave-"

Saint Peter nodded, and was about to tell her to go in, when she said...

"-and when he comes out, if he sees his shadow, we all get four more weeks of winter!"

I have nothing to contribute... aside from my laughter... ^_^

Is bombarded with jokes. Ack...blonde..hair...kills...
*Sinks underwater with a twitching hand* @.@

How are blondes like bowling balls?

You pick them up, you throw them in the gutter, but they still come back to you.

How are a blonde and a halogen light bulb the same?

The both get screwed in cars.

A blonde is driving over the speed limit on a highway.

A state patrolman pulls her over and walks up to the open window.

"Do you know how fast you were driving m'am?"

"No officer."

"You were doing a 100 in a 75. That's quite a steep fine."

"Oh dear! Is there anything I can do about it?"

The patrolman thinks for a minute, then unzips his fly.

The blonde sighs and exclaims, "Not another breathalyzer test!"