Kaku is banned because I don't know what Fluffy is saying either. It's his job to translate aliens for us.

Bala is banned because....uhmm....because translating alien is hard! Fluffy speaks a very specific form of fluffatraian! so Kaku being a flower dog should be able to understand her! So Kakus banned for not being unable to understand her!!! and making me a lier! /cry! so now there is one chorse of action left! I must! -Looks around quickly-

Uh-mm...........distraction! -Throws down a smoke bomb that blinds everyone in the room and when the smoke clears Krisna is hiding behind a few cardboard boxes-


RWAR!!! You will never find me!!

Krisna is banned for getting Fluffy's language wrong; she speaks Pirate, but got into an absurd level of jargon and confused everyone.

She's also banned for being terrible at hide and seek. *walks around boxes and grabs the time-traveler* Now, for your penalty for being found so easily... *gropes, fondles, and begins to undress her.*

-Jumps out of reach of Kaku doing a fancy cat roll!- Oh Kaku why do you have to be like that!! /cry Your banned for calling me a bad hide and seek player! that really hurts! I try my best dang it!!! -Jump tackles Kaku to the ground then acts all cute-

Kakus needs to learn his lesson through cute torture!!!!

Krisna be banned fer using Cute as a weapon. That be hornswaggle, me beauty. Now come about and sit on me lap, wench.

Fluffy is banned for calling me a wrench! Im not a wrench! Im a kitty cat!! *purrs and snuggles in Fluffys lapp* Fluffy be banned for calling me a tool to fix stuff!! silly doggie!

Krisna is banned for thinking Fluffy has a speech impediment. She said 'wench', she meant 'wench' and not 'wrench'. *Moves in to help the pirate 'punish' the time traveller.*

Oh! Wench! Duh!.... -bopps self over the head silly like-

Well Kaku's banned for being mean! And telling me twice! Also hes banned for thinking I think Fluffy has a speech....uhm...im..pett... a... mint?..... -giggles and laughs while in Fluffys laps- Thats a hard word! -pets Fluffy afther putting foot out to rest on Kaku's head and keep him away from my ladie lumps!- Good doogie!! -Pets Kaku too!-

Krisna is banned for the following reasons:

1. Avoiding contact with the Arcturan Scientist Guild for proper experimentation by an appointed representative (ie Cangelosi)
2. Harboring of a fugitive who also has been avoiding contact with the Arcturan Scientist Guild (ie Fluffy) for proper experimentation by an appointed representative (ie Cangelosi again)
3. Referring to her bosoms as "lady lumps".

Cangelosi is banned for expecting Krisna and Fluffy to willingly submit to his... experimentation.

*Grabs the time traveller and the pirate and carries them away... Purely to protect them from the blob's depredations, honest. *

Kakumaoh is banned for thinking he's the only monster here with charisma.

*does a sultry vibrating jelly dance*

AH! HEY! -Kicks and wiggles as Kaku picks me up!- Kaku's banned for grabbing me!....Carful! thats not a place you should be hanging on...too! -blush- BAD DOGGIE!

-Points at Cancan all serious like- Cancan is banned for trying to make me and Flu Flu test subjects!! If anything Captain Flu Flu is the best here qualified out of any of you to test me!! Becuse shes a doctor....right? Captains are also doctors right? Or do I got them confused with garbage men.....Does this era have doggie vets?

I will unbanned CanCan for the silly dance however since he clearly has more charisma then Kukokachew! -Claps excitedly at Can cans silly dance-

*his dance is working! He has fans!*

Krisna is banned because my autocorrect has her name listed as Krishna, an Indian deity known for having his way with milkmaids.

And I would have had my doctorate by now if it wasn't for those darn schoolgirls and their wily ways.

Cancan is banned for invoking the name of a Hindu deity. That's my purview.

He is also banned for letting Kaku whisking away with Fluffy and Krisna. Now I'm the only girl in the room. He should be ashamed!

Bala is banned for hiding while I was "rescuing" girls from Cangelosi. Now she'll have to settle for his attention instead of mine.