Seraph is banned for wanting ladies to pay attention to what's going on around them. You trying to make our jobs at Shokushu more difficult?

slimer is banned for a) not enjoying a challenge, and b) for not being able to alter the nature of the universe around themselves at a whim to get around humans paying attention

Seraph is banned for being a meanie! I try and pay attention! Its just so hard, with so many adorable monsters running around to catalog! -Scanns a random monster walking by befor noticing a walking tall Slimer and gasps!- ALEX IS BANNED FOR NOT EXPLAINING WHAT HIS NAME REALLY IS! Is it slimy or Alex? Also what kind of alien are you! -Scanns the creepy man with my Omni tool-

Krisna is banned for questioning Slimer's alienhood, and for failing to do a story with him to find the answer to her questions.

-My Omni tool beeps and comes up negitive!- WHAT! NO DATA? WHAT DOES IT MEAN MY OMNI TOOL DOESNT SUPPORT ADOBE FLASH?! .... Now it wants be to downloud real player 7? erh! Dang it Slimy! What are you! Your banned for not seading me a pm to brain storm any ideas of figuring out what you are!!! -Scanns Slimy agin-

First off, cold germs are banned for making my life miserable for the last couple of days.

Secondly, Krisna is banned for trying to run outdated software on her omnitool. (Well, outdated in her time period, anyway.)

Kakumaoh is banned for predicting an incorrect future; Realplayer and Adobe Flash will always exist, neither is ever truly outdated. The software gods have deemed it so.

Lacey is banned for deigning to speak for the software gods

Seraph is banned for bad haircuts and bounced checks to the Scientist Guild.

By the way, you still need to pick up your Clone of the Month.

Cangli is banned for:
A) it's cheques, not checks.
B) Seraph doesn't have, use or need momey of amy sort
C) If i wanted to clone someone I'd just make a mirror of their soul

Seraph is banned for:
A) Imposing a forced form to the word "checks/cheques" and not allowing it to grow up as it wishes to; it's its own word now, and it's well over 18 years old. It can be whichever it wants to be...or even be both if it so desires. Everyone deserves to rebel a little, even the English language.
B) Not realizing that "money" is just another word for "power," and in the sense that power is a currency of any and all lands, he does in effect deal with money, thanks to deductive reasoning (otherwise known as an if-then statement in mathematical terms)
C) Cloning is mirroring genes and genetic traits, not souls!

...So there. Nyah.

Lacey is banned for using logic and reasoning. Those two things have no place among the truth.

Slimer is banned for having more active threads than Cangly, who shakes its fist at all the inactive students that are hiding from its clutches.

Cangelosi is banned for not hunting down all the students and dragging them back to be raped.

Arblis is banned for suggesting that we have to be dragged anywhere at all. Just take us on the spot!