I've got a blonde joke or two... or are they blond jokes?

Ever notice how the two spellings are interchangeable? Just like grey and gray, and ax and axe...

That's very true. And I could always post a warning at the top of my page. let me edit it. then post away.

Okay.

What does a blond consider safe sex?

Locking the car door first!

Wrong, but funny!

Sadly, I can't tell any jokes. the few I know are super long... or they're sick and twisted. but i love to hear them.

Have you heard the one about the blonde, the brunette, the redhead, and the guillotine?

In French, the distinction is obvious; you say "blond" referring to a man, and "blonde" referring to a woman. In English you should probably do the same thing, but few people care.

Anyway, welcome.

Thank you for clearing that up. I've always wondered about it, and now I know...

... um... they all ganged up and killed the blonde? *tilts head*

(sighs, hanging head) Never mind.

actually, i don't get it either

That's 'cuz it's not the joke...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all captured and taken hostage by terrorists. They were each to be executed via guillotine that afternoon. When the brunette's time comes, they ask her if she's got any last words. She swears at them vehemently, and they drop the blade. It stops an inch from her throat, and, being superstitious, the terrorists let her go.

When the redhead is to die, they ask her if she's got any last words. She begins to cry, and they drop the blade. It stops a half-inch from her throat, and, being superstitious, the terrorists let her go.

When the blonde's turn arrives, they ask her if she's got any last words. She tells them, "If you grease the slats, the blade comes down a lot easier."

lmao, that's funny. never herd that one before

Why is a blonde like a tornado?

There's a lot of blowing and a lot of sucking, and then your house is gone!

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How do you make a blonde confused?

Send her into a round room and tell her there's a cell phone in a corner!

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(On front of card) To learn how to confuse a blonde, turn card over.

(On back of card) To learn how to confuse a blonde, turn card over.

There were five people in the room, in the room was a 100$ note...

The five people were, A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, santa, tooth fairy and the easter bunny...

Who picked up the 100$ note?...

The dumb blonde... since no of the others exist ...

There my contribution...

Ok what do you think about this one?

What is a blonde laying on a waterbed?

A drilling rig!