Oww, no, what kinda person does that thing..How barbaric.. xD lol

Actually, in barbaric times one person would grab each of your limbs and the four men would tear you, quite literally "limb from limb"

Until men got tired of doing that, they started using horses, and it's still called quartering. Thank you mongels.

*lightly pats the bum of a giant horse with burning eyes and hooves"

Say hello to fluffy. He will be tearing you limb from limb today.

-sighs- ....hiiigh..fluufffy.. Hmmm...wait... -flees as far as his legs and tentacles can carry him-

*fluffy sprouts wings and flies after you*

*Fluffy catches up and begins to hump and rape Paul* XD BUWAHAHAAHAHAAA!!! Funny!

*Fluffy finishes him off by biting off his balls so that he may never ojaculate into innocent young "me's" every again. He then teleports back into the Nether so the Mods can't ban him for permanently harming a monster *

Nuuuu T_T The pain!!!

though..it's not as bad since they can grow back..thank god for being a tentamonster! and revenge is going to be a BITCH! >>

*Cukoo promptly slides in and finds a castrated Paul with a bunch of girls giggling around him*

What the hell is going on in here?!?

-cries into a pillow- I hath been violated!

Have a taste of your own medicine, "doctor".

*Slowly starts to back away and slides back out the door*

I'm out man, sorry. Haha...

My Sphincter, it has been ruined, now I can never be married! I WILL BE AVENGED!!!! -turns fluffy into glue, and puts his head in Tian's bed..-

*pets Fluffy lovingly* Thats a good boy...

*falls asleep beside the horse as it eats me out*

Yaay, no more sex juices for the monsters!