Yeah, I'm new to this site, so if someone wants to RP, just shoot me a PM. I'll be around. Hopefully this char is unique, let me know what you guys think. Thanks!


Name: Hello, and welcome to the CLBR model # 1314. Or Calibur, for your convenience!
Race: Calibur is our latest product! He is a specially equipped state-of-the-art chair designed for testing and examining willing (or unwilling) female subjects such as yourself!

Place of Birth: Calibur was designed by RFLD Inc. (all rights reserved) on the planet of Styx.

Gender: To help female subjects feel more comfortable, Calibur is equipped with a friendly masculine voice. For subjects that prefer other women, Calibur may shift into a more feminine vocalization (please inquire for more information regarding "Additional Features")

Nationality: Despite the downfall of RFLD Inc. (all rights reserved) and the complete destrution of Planet Styx, Calibur is still here to meet all of its own examinatory needs! There is no need to worry, Calibur appreciates all of its customers (and test subjects), regardless of age or race!

Age: Calibur was designed upon the planet Styx approximately 435 Earth years ago!

Height: Calibur is a conveniently sized. He is 2ft long and 4ft high when the chair is upright. However, the chair is capable of a wide range of motion, enabling him to test subjects to their full capacities! He usually hovers half a foot off the ground, allowing subjects to easily mount him! (and easy to force subjects as well)

Weight: Calibur is one of our lightest and most convenient designs! He weighs in at only 600 pounds! His size and weight allow him to easily maneuver in tight spaces such as hallways or private rooms!

Appearance: If you are interested in Calibur but are unable to see him as of this time (due to lack of lights in the room), please listen to our description! Calibur resembles a black chair made of a single black piece, designed to be aesthetically pleasing. Beneath the chair is a rounded cylinder about 2ft in diameter, which houses the main Operating System. Stored inside of the chair are numerous tools for testing.

Number of Tentacles: Calibur has 8 tentacles designed for shy subjects who are unsure about Calibur! Four have been coated with silicone for your pleasure, while the other four are capable of light electric charges necessary for the testing procedure. All parts of Calibur can be adjusted in temperature by Calibur. Feel free to request a temperature change at any time (even though Calibur will most likely not comply).

Movement: The anti-gravity field technology produced by RFLD Inc. (all rights reserved) enable Calibur to hover to fly. Calibur usually maintains 6in off the ground. Thanks to quantum technology produced by RFLD Inc. (all rights reserved), Calibur is capable of teleportation

Cock: Don't blush now, but we are quite proud of Calibur's two state of the art penis designs. Both of 9in, one coated in silicone and the other not, and both designed for maximum pleasure (testing capabilities)

Fighting Style: Calibur was not outfitted for combat, and it is not reccomended to attempt to do so. However, Calibur is capable of high voltage electricity, so resisti-attacking Calibur is not reccomended.

Motivation: Calibur was designed in order to find new females for the pleasure and satisfaction of males of the Planet Styx. Although Styx no longer exists, we still have not stopped finding better subjects!
Psychological Profile: Calibur is controlled by the State of the Art Operating System CLBR 1314. I am capable of sentient thought, and I think I am quite the charmer. No female has ever been able to resist me.
Personality: You do not need to worry under my control. I will test you to your very fullest. I am not satisfied with only partial observations. I will take care of you. But enough about me! I’m only an operating system, the true star of the show is Calibur!

Sexual Oddities: Calibur is equipped with a high quality video camera, enabling you to view yourself and other women from past observations! We believe that there is no beauty greater than a woman when she loses control

Likes: We prefer subjects who are able to surviv- I mean, enjoy the testing experience. Calibur is always on the lookout for subjects who are motivated and animated.

Dislikes: We dislike subjects who are not of the above

History: (((alrite, so far, everything has been from Calibur’s point of view. This won’t be, hopefully it’ll help you out if you’re confused.))) Calibur was designed on the Planet Styx in order to travel to other planets to find suitable species for the wealthy males of Styx. He was equipped in order to test how well a species fared in bed. A catastrophe destroyed the planet Styx, but Calibur, with nothing but his base programming, has continued to hunt for the perfect species. After prolonged survival, exposure to magical and/or paranormal energies, and possible circuit decay, he has begun to develop his own sentience, one that conflicts with the base programming of RFLD.

That's one excellent monster!

A really unique idea coupled with excellent writing. Let me be the first to both welcome you to the island and say that if you ever want to have a student to test-drive Caibur, just send me a PM.

I look forward to reading your adventures

Pretty spiffy dude!

Wow mate. That's fantastic. Given me the chills lol. I would love to rp sometime if you're ever interested. Send a pm whenever you're interested. Cheers, I can see you getting heaps of hits.

I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE this monster. Your personality shines through in your writing and I couldn't help but imagine the Sham Wow guy, Vince when reading your profile. ;] Kudos to a most unique character!

Calibur is likely to coax me out of my semi-self-imposed exile. Wonderful monster. Well done.

Huh. This is an interesting idea - really kind of gets the whole scary lab exam idea, then gives it a -personality- to boot! This could be a pretty fun monster.

I think that if one were to combine Calibur with the Shokushu Pixies, we wouldn't be able to stop laughing. (Although Bala could be emotionally scarred for life from such a mega encounter.) Calibur would just be doing its job. And the pixies would just be having a little fun.

And to steal from Shai, I also LOVE LOVE LOVE this monster. A very original idea. (Madison's "Box of Rape" comes closest.) Why does the chair have to look so darn comfortable?

So we sit in it silly!

And I would very much like to own one of said chairs irl <_< I'd never need a man again, HA!

Hell the chair would probably file rape charges against me lol

"See what I found! I found a chair!"
"Huh? A chair?"
"See, its a real fun chair!"
"What so funny about a chair?"
"Its a real special chair! See, it can do tricks!"
"What kind of tricks?"
Calibur snatches a pixie out of the air with a tentacle.
"Oooh, those kinds of tricks!"

A great monster! IKEA should start marketing something like this.

Wow. Thanks for all the feedback people!



Heh, I just found the Box of Rape topic. That would definitely make for an interesting character.



That sounds like it'd be fun. I read the Pixies, and its an awesome character concept (reminds me of something I once read in a DnD book). Pia,would you be interested in starting an RP with Calibur and the Pixies to team up on a soon-to-be-not-innocent student?

That would be cool! I just have a bit of catching up to do right now

Alrite, just go ahead and send me a PM once you're all caught up on everything. Now we just need to find a student... I think I'll post in the "Search for a Partner" board... unless someone here would be interested?

Cool! I will send you a PM when ready

...! This could actually be pretty interesting. o-o Did you two still have room in that scene? :3