"Why are you looking at me like that? Is something wrong? Let me see.. hat, scarf, solid hiking shoes..
Everything is in order.

OH! I get it! You thought I was just kidding when I said this was going to be a nude hike? Oh, no, dear Tramps.
See, what do you do on nice sunny days? You go to class in short sleeved blouses, and then hit the beach in your teeny bikinis. That leaves tan marks, and tan marks can only be fought by nudity and more sun."
"So get to it, Tramps! Clothes off and sunscreen on! I want to see your pert rears exposed and free like Goddess intended!"