Nell be banned fer enlisting another student to spy on Forny.

Forny be banned fer luring such a lovely bauble into his lair and away from me ship.

Fluffy is banned for trying to discourage me from using every advantage I can muster again Forny and his lot.

And also for having no compassion for the poor missing Postal Man. Forny is probably letting Luju and Ariste have their wicked way with the man as we speak.

Nell be banned fer not seeing that while Luju and Ariste are "entertaining" the postman, they be leaving alone the lovely lasses of this site. That grants me greater access to the first-rate merchandise.

Fluffy is banned for pretending to be concerned for us when she's really just interested in having more time for looting.

Nell be banned fer failing to understand how pirates collect booty.



Pirate Booty

Fluffy is banned for blowing up the board with that huge, though admittedly awesome, picture.

Everyone else is banned for being suspiciously absent together. Did you guys go on a unauthorized field trip together and NOT invite me. *pouts*

Nell is banned for mirroring Fluffy by adding a fully blown up picture of herself! She's also banned for implying that I was invited too... I wasn't

However, i'm not kicking her out of the demon-proof house... Its safe and cosy here!

Momo is banned for pointing out that I forgot to turn off my sig in the previous post. Fixed BTW.

Nell be banned fer saying confusing words like "blowing up the board". I know not how it could blow up anything. But I hot linked to a smaller picture anyway.

This be how a pirate blow up a board.



Some matie shopped in an audience. I be but a simple pirate and don't understand such things.

This be how a pirate blows up several boards.

Fluffy is banned because she sunk my battleship.

Nell be banned because YARRRRR!!!

Avast, ye lovely lass. Prepare t' be boarded.

((Nell also be banned because I loved the drawing in her signature.))

Fluffy be banned for NOT boarding nell... or anyone else! I can't see any pirate-laden stories that you've done

(although that said... i love the full pic of your avatar!)

Momo is banned because I AM being boarded. Come help me fend off these bloody pirates!!!

Momo be banned fer failing t' provide me with a space maiden with which t' have a thread. Nell be banned fer asking Momo fer aid in making an escape.

Ye both be banned since ye lack an understanding of the natural order. (I be making a link instead of including the image fer fear of blowing up a board.)

Fluffy is banned for not realizing the natural order exists to be subverted into something unnatural. If you spent some time with Lujuria, you'd be very intimate with this lesson!