Ishtar is banned for promising cupcakes when she clearly won't be bringing any. Momo is banned because she won't get the reference when I tell her that she's driving the Cadillac of minivans.

Nell is NOT banned because she has provided some very racy video for my subscribers. Oh don't complain. Close a curtain if you don't want anyone to watch. And by "close a curtain", I mean look for hidden cameras.

Anagopt is banned for thinking I would bring cupcakes. Of course I would bring cupcakes, I just have to remember why I'm bring cupcakes.

Everyone but Ishtar and myself are banned for leaving Ishtar unbanned for so long!

Ishtar be banned fer forgetting why she were t' bring cookies.

Momo be banned fer sayin' "myself" instead of "I". Get over here and me maties will run ye up the yardarm. Yarrrr!!

Fluffy is banned for running Momo up the yardarm before I could give her a cookie.

Fluffy is banned for ruining my chances of getting a cookie. (Bloody grammatically correct pirates!)

Ishtar is banned for not getting me a cookie even while i was up the yardarm! Or at least when I was run back down said yardarm.

Momo is banned for being a poor sport. (I've seen demotivational poster for Grammar Police, Grammar Nazis, and even one for Grammar Pirates. Grammar Pirates was the funniest one.)

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures ... 8/Grammar/

Poor sport? I was banned for bemoaning my lack of cookies! Bala is banned for trying to tell me that cookies aren't important!

(love the link by the way! )

Momo is banned for accusing someone of taking cookies lightly. Cookies are the most important thing on Earth, along with ice cream.

Sit with me and join me in these cookies and ice cream. Ishtar is banned for making Momo and me get our own cookies.

Hitomi is banned for thinking I would share my cookies for ice cream.

Ishtar be banned fer forgetting that she were to bring the cupcakes and not cookies. Now she must bring both cookies and cupcakes.

I need to bring both cookies and cupcakes? Fluffy is banned for making do more work. Though cupcakes do sound yummy...

Ishtar is banned for being lazy and Fluffy is banned for being I dont know.... being Fluffy?

Nell is banned for call me lazy. I'm not lazy, I just have lots of extracurricular activities, particularly when monsters visit the campus.

Ishtar is banned for confusing Nell and Nail... They are obviously different people!

Also for blaming her business on monsters.. I'm sure we've covered that monsters don't exist!