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 Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 8:37 pm Posts: 151 Location: Currently in her new home, located deep within the Shokushu Forest 
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 Things Not To Say During SexVery Simple game...We keep going with things you shouldn't say during sex, No repeats. Lets see how many we can come up with.
 I will go first... "And to think-I was really trying to pick up your friend!" _________________  -------------------------------------------- Welcome to the land of Shokusu A dwelling place for demons Where nothing is what it seems, And hope is but a dream -------------------------------------------- Jezebel Bio and Pix Character List |
| Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:26 am |
 
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Yabba Dabba Doo!
_________________ Many claim they wish to destroy their enemies. If this were true, most would be compelled to destroy themselves. --Abbess Helena the Virtuous, Dark Adeptus.[ Reminder: Madison's Mod-post color is Orange. When you see her post in this color, it'd be best to pay attention. Now on Discord, flarecobra#8525 |
| Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:54 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Did I mention my transsexual operation?
_________________  Free-spirited nature lover & budding mage. (Render by Calidare) Bio & Tats Macbeth Tartan Cast of Characters Other Info Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. --Scottish Proverb Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. --Marilyn Monroe You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead! --Jamie Luner |
| Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:32 pm |
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Joined: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:24 am Posts: 28
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex your not as big as daddy. :/
_________________ Hey, I'm a newbie here, and I'm open for Rp anytime! PM me for Roleplay, and we'll talk  Kafele, the Adultress  I'm in the process of making a (female) monster, so if you want to ask about that, feel free! |
| Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:48 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
_________________ Free-spirited nature lover & budding mage. (Render by Calidare) Bio & Tats Macbeth Tartan Cast of Characters Other Info Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. --Scottish Proverb Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. --Marilyn Monroe You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead! --Jamie Luner |
| Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:55 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Mmm, that's better then my sister!
_________________ Diana Varnia Soft skinned and Paranoid Looking forward to some encounters of the tentacle variety. |
| Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:48 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex No, really...I do this part better myself.
_________________ Free-spirited nature lover & budding mage. (Render by Calidare) Bio & Tats Macbeth Tartan Cast of Characters Other Info Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. --Scottish Proverb Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. --Marilyn Monroe You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead! --Jamie Luner |
| Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:54 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Oh, man, you're almost as good as my ex!
_________________ Diana Varnia Soft skinned and Paranoid Looking forward to some encounters of the tentacle variety. |
| Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:13 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Is that you, or is your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
_________________ Free-spirited nature lover & budding mage. (Render by Calidare) Bio & Tats Macbeth Tartan Cast of Characters Other Info Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. --Scottish Proverb Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. --Marilyn Monroe You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead! --Jamie Luner |
| Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:36 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Uh... Hun, I think you missed...
_________________ Diana Varnia Soft skinned and Paranoid Looking forward to some encounters of the tentacle variety. |
| Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:39 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Size may not matter, but lack of size does.
_________________ Shokushu: Aurora Skadhisystir Shokushu: Risa Sansmore ADD: Triella Zarathrosis SFA: Lorielle, Star Faerie Princess |
| Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:37 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
_________________ Free-spirited nature lover & budding mage. (Render by Calidare) Bio & Tats Macbeth Tartan Cast of Characters Other Info Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. --Scottish Proverb Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. --Marilyn Monroe You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead! --Jamie Luner |
| Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:00 am |
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 Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:16 am Posts: 85
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Okay. I've been ready to start for quite a while now.
_________________ Yes! I'd love to go for a walk in the woods alone with you. If you would like to punish me, send me a PM. Hitomi - A party girl in for the shock of her life. [A Bala production] Links to Character Profiles found here. |
| Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:21 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
_________________ Free-spirited nature lover & budding mage. (Render by Calidare) Bio & Tats Macbeth Tartan Cast of Characters Other Info Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. --Scottish Proverb Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. --Marilyn Monroe You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead! --Jamie Luner |
| Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:26 am |
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Joined: Wed May 09, 2007 2:07 am Posts: 2017 Location: *Classified*
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Oh, my doctor said to give you this, it's a list of STDs I have.
_________________ Many claim they wish to destroy their enemies. If this were true, most would be compelled to destroy themselves. --Abbess Helena the Virtuous, Dark Adeptus.[ Reminder: Madison's Mod-post color is Orange. When you see her post in this color, it'd be best to pay attention. Now on Discord, flarecobra#8525 |
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