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Site Admin  Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:08 pm Posts: 467 
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 Re: Things Not To Say During SexRoses are red
Violets are blue I shagged your Ma And your grandmother too! _________________ Masochist "Whip me! Whip me!" Sadist "No!" |
| Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:58 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex ((LOL)) Funny Storm.
Is that what they mean my "shrinkage"? _________________ Allirabeth Cousin Anairah Vaaloris We are always open to Rp. Just PM us. 
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex There's nothing quite like great poetry
and this is nothing like great poetry Freddy shags Daphne And Velma does too But you're such a slut that You'd fuck Scooby-Doo _________________ Masochist "Whip me! Whip me!" Sadist "No!" |
| Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:51 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex MOOO!
_________________ Many claim they wish to destroy their enemies. If this were true, most would be compelled to destroy themselves. --Abbess Helena the Virtuous, Dark Adeptus.[ Reminder: Madison's Mod-post color is Orange. When you see her post in this color, it'd be best to pay attention. Now on Discord, flarecobra#8525 |
| Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:58 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Funnily enough, I did hear my best friend going "mooooo" in his room before... Pretty sure there was a girl in there. Ahem...
Shit, we forgot to say grace! _________________ Click HERE for my character profiles! If you're interested in a thread, just send me a PM and we'll talk! 
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| Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:09 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex I say mah Boi!
_________________ Many claim they wish to destroy their enemies. If this were true, most would be compelled to destroy themselves. --Abbess Helena the Virtuous, Dark Adeptus.[ Reminder: Madison's Mod-post color is Orange. When you see her post in this color, it'd be best to pay attention. Now on Discord, flarecobra#8525 |
| Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:37 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex "Are we done yet?"
_________________ Profile http://shokushu.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=4068 |
| Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:04 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Roses are red
Violets are blue Your sister gives blowjobs Much better than you I can keep this up for ages if no one assassinates me first _________________ Masochist "Whip me! Whip me!" Sadist "No!" |
| Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:54 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex *stabs STormy with a letter opener, in a major neck wound, resulting in DEATH* ta-da!
_________________ Hey, I'm a newbie here, and I'm open for Rp anytime! PM me for Roleplay, and we'll talk Kafele, the Adultress  I'm in the process of making a (female) monster, so if you want to ask about that, feel free! |
| Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:19 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Dying breath...
Roses are red Violets are blue I wanted a two-way .... but Lassie and you????!!! *goes off to haunt Hallmark* _________________ Masochist "Whip me! Whip me!" Sadist "No!" |
| Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:56 am |
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Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:56 pm Posts: 19 Location: Wales, U.K.
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex (Read title)
Well this was fun, I'll call you, I promise. _________________ Just your average politician. |
| Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:09 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Don't mind the lumpiness of the mattress, that's just the last woman I brought home. Really its the smell that takes the most getting used to.
_________________ “Pleasure is the object, duty and the goal of all rational creatures.” ~ Voltaire Ariste's Profile If you are interested in RPing please PM me or Nell (Nell if you want a response faster. I check that account more often.) |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex "Uggh, I think I'm going to be sick!!"
_________________ Allirabeth Cousin Anairah Vaaloris We are always open to Rp. Just PM us.
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| Mon Jan 03, 2011 6:32 am |
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Site Admin Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:08 pm Posts: 467
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Kiss you? After you sucked on that?
_________________ Masochist "Whip me! Whip me!" Sadist "No!" |
| Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:15 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Boy if I knew you were going to be this clingey I would of charged you more in the frist place.
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