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 Joined: Mon May 17, 2010 7:34 am Posts: 931 Location: Washington state 
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 Re: Things Not To Say During SexNothing to worry about, but I do just have one little sore I should show you.
 _________________ Allirabeth Cousin Anairah Vaaloris We are always open to Rp. Just PM us. 
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| Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:58 pm |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex It's ok honey, i can imagine that it's bigger.
_________________  Free-spirited nature lover & budding mage. (Render by Calidare) Bio & Tats Macbeth Tartan Cast of Characters Other Info Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. --Scottish Proverb Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. --Marilyn Monroe You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead! --Jamie Luner |
| Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:40 pm |
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 Joined: Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:04 am Posts: 31
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex "OHHH! 'FULL'. I thought you said you were aweSOME in bed."
_________________ I'm young, legal, and love to explore my body on film! Join now and I'll show you everything! If you want to set up an RP, send me a PM . Anagopt - Legal and sexy. Check out my pay site. Love you XOXOXO [A Bala production] Links to Character Profiles found here. |
| Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:20 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex A second time? I barely stayed awake the first time!
_________________ Free-spirited nature lover & budding mage. (Render by Calidare) Bio & Tats Macbeth Tartan Cast of Characters Other Info Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. --Scottish Proverb Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. --Marilyn Monroe You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead! --Jamie Luner |
| Sat Nov 06, 2010 5:40 am |
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Site Admin  Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:08 pm Posts: 467
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Do you mind if I book the taxi now, to save waiting around when we finish?
_________________ Masochist "Whip me! Whip me!" Sadist "No!" |
| Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:28 am |
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Site Admin Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:08 pm Posts: 467
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex I hope you at least cook better than my sheep does!
_________________ Masochist "Whip me! Whip me!" Sadist "No!" |
| Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:31 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex We'll try again later when you can satisfy me too.
_________________ Free-spirited nature lover & budding mage. (Render by Calidare) Bio & Tats Macbeth Tartan Cast of Characters Other Info Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. --Scottish Proverb Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. --Marilyn Monroe You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead! --Jamie Luner |
| Sun Nov 07, 2010 2:34 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Klitoriz? Yeah that a town in Greece isn't it?
_________________ Masochist "Whip me! Whip me!" Sadist "No!" |
| Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:54 am |
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Joined: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:24 am Posts: 28
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex I LOVE that one, Stormbringer! _________________ Hey, I'm a newbie here, and I'm open for Rp anytime! PM me for Roleplay, and we'll talk Kafele, the Adultress  I'm in the process of making a (female) monster, so if you want to ask about that, feel free! |
| Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:04 pm |
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 Joined: Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:34 am Posts: 79
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
_________________  Bio & Pic ----------------------------------------------- Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. --Ambrose Bierce Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other. --Marquis De Sade |
| Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:05 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex You're putting that WHERE?!
_________________ Diana Varnia Soft skinned and Paranoid Looking forward to some encounters of the tentacle variety. |
| Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:23 am |
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 Joined: Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:39 pm Posts: 127 Location: A cold and frosty place
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex No really, your mom said it was fine for me to date you when I was doing her.
_________________ A mind is a terrible thing to waste... Ilixia Maia Tiffania |
| Mon Nov 08, 2010 5:04 am |
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Your breast milk is just like my mommy's.
_________________  Agent Angelina "Raven" Macbeth -------------------------------------------------- Its all these demons haunting me Its all these little things trapped inside of me Releasing me from all my sin Its taken me all of my anger And taken me all of my hate To learn how my life came together Releasing the demons......again |
| Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:41 am |
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 Joined: Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 146 Location: Somewhere in Space, Near Floating Coal Mines of South Jersey
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Move over. Mom & Dad aren't as spry as they used to be.
_________________ Bala is letting me out to play now! If you want to play with me, send me a PM. <tee hee> I can't believe I said that.  Links to Character Profiles found here. Profiles: Quagga - Zebra Girl Diplomat Cabbyl information If you want to set up an RP, send me a PM. [A Bala production] |
| Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:38 am |
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Site Admin Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:08 pm Posts: 467
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Re: Things Not To Say During Sex Can you smile and wave for the webcam? Some of my friends tweeted to say they don't believe I got to shag a cheerleader!
_________________ Masochist "Whip me! Whip me!" Sadist "No!" |
| Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:48 am |
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