Banning Maylie for a serious lack of decorum

Banning Momo for not admitting she likes it, AND for calling me on it on an adult forum of all places =P

Banning Maylie for misunderstanding. Just because i'm on an adult forum and rather enjoy having VERY bad things done to me doesn't mean i can't hold myself with dignity and poise

Maylie is banned for being boring. Dignity and prose aren't anywhere near as much fun. =P

Maylie is banned for misquotation of my words. Poise i have! Not prose! I'm not going to stand on books naked quoting Shakespeare!

Momo is banned for a) Thinking it was anything but a typo b) Not knowing the definition of prose.

Prose: Opposite of poetry. Writing without specific form, rules, or a syllable count. Almost like the spoken word.

Maylie is banned for being more intelligent than me! AND thinking that I honestly thought it wasn't a typo and not something that at the time was a clever reason for banning her

Momo is banned for not being as intelligent as me. =)

*Standing on a pile of books, naked*
"Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much,
Which mannerly devotion shows in this;
For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch,
And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss."

Maylie and Momo are banned for not standing naked on a pile of books and quoting Shakespeare.

Bala is banned for not providing a pile of books for us to stand on, naked as she is hogging them all herself

(nice reading though! - but you are still banned! )

*Bends over to set up two more piles of books. Looks at monsters observing her nude "performance".*

Momo is banned for tricking me into exposing myself to monsters.

Moi?

*innocent look*

Bala is banned for doubting my pure innocence

Momo is banned for implying she has ever had any innocence

Maylie is banned for calling me a dirty slut

Momo is banned for not being a dirty slut.