Fluffy is banned for not being where the booty be!

*slaps arse enticingly*

(better? )

Momo is banned for encouraging piracy.

Nell is banned for not displaying equal rights to pirates. In this land we demand equality!

The only right pirates have are the Miranda Rights.

You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions. Anything you do say may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. If you decide to answer questions now without an attorney present you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney.

Momo is banned for not knowing this.

Nell is banned for not realising that pirates sail ships and stick to neutral ports and international waters that do not fall under the jurisdiction of any individual nation, and as such as long as they don't piss too many people off they are are unlikely to ever need those rights

Momo is banned for supporting piracy again. Don't make me send the Navy Seals have you.

Nell is banned for threatening me with the Navy Seals. I'm English! The SAS and SBS are /far/ superior!

Momo is banned for being a limey git. :p

I would love to ban nell for that, but frankly i'm laughing too hard! I've never been called a limey git before!

Momo is banned for failing to ban me for calling her a Limey git.

Nell is banned for retribution banning of Momo and for reading me something called "Miranda Rights". I haven't even met Miranda. But she sounds cute. Do you think she'd like a ride on a Pirate ship?

Fluffy is banned for hitting on poor Miranda. She gets used so often she needs a break from time to time!

And also for bring piracy back into this!

Momo is banned for bringing up a good point.

Nell is banned for validating Momo's nonsensical position.

Fluffy is banned for not thinking outside the box with us nonsensical folk. :p