I'm unbanning Maylie for being out so long as she made a decent post in our thread!

I'm banning myself since i've just changed the rules of the game by banning the current poster rather than the previous poster.. while unbanning said previous poster!

Of course this likely won't last. But it sounded amusing in my head

Maylie and Momo are banned for trying to change the rules. Only a pirate can change the rules.

And speaking of pirates, Maylie is also banned for bringing a ninja to a pirate fight.

Nell is banned because I like her.

Fluffy is banned Thrice.

Once for Banning a ninja when ninjas are /clearly/ superior to pirates

Twice for banning someone that you like

and Thrice for saying that only pirates can change the rules! I'm sure there should be a comittee or something that does that!

Momo be banned fer not seeing this.

She be banned fer needin' a tertiary reason t' be banning a mate.

Saira be banned fer not telling us she had starred in a Bollywood film in 1975.

Fluffy gets banned for not being obvious... what do you mean Saira was in a film?

Momo be banned fer not following an obvious link. Saira be a star in the film Zameer. The IMDb page lists her by her stage name "Banu". But the film be a claiming the actress be named merely Saira. The lass be the second star listed. Though the star Amitabh Bachchan be listed third, the matie clearly be the top star of the moving pictures.

Thats just a Saira.. not /our/ Saira surely?

Fluffy is banned for not being clear

Momo is banned for questioning the validity of a star in our midsts

...H-h-hey! I'm... that's not the same one! *blush*

alexvano and Fluffy are banned for insisting on such scandalous lies!

Also banning Fluffy and Alexvano for making the lovely Saira blush!

How dare you both!

Saira (or should I say साइरा ) be banned for denying her past, and for saying that being a beloved star from Bollywood be scandalous. (Although how she transformed herself from a 67 year old, fair, Urdu woman into a dusky, 20 year old, American woman of Egyptian descent is anyone's guess.)

Momo be banned for banning us for making the beautiful Saira blush. 'Tis adorable on the lassie.

Fluffy be banned questioning a board members ability to transform. I mean come on these boards are all about realism *checks for stories real quick about petite girls taking two foot penises and begins counting*

Alexvano is banned for making me wonder who has a two foot penis!

Names damnit! I want names!

Momo is banned for not sharing said penis. Sharing is caring!

Maylie is banned for pre-empting me. I haven't found the two foot penis! (Yet!)