*Sips tea*

Damn right!

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Wait... HEY! Forny is banned for letting out state secrets!

Momo is banned for not denying it like her dormice overlords demanded!

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Forny is banned for tapping into secret messages! And seeminly stopping me getting them!

They will get you! THE EVIL BRITISH DORMICE WILL DESTROY YOU ALLLLLLLL!!!!

Momo is still banned for being so blatant in where she stands.

She's also banned for not realizing I am in fact an automaton sent from the future, one governed by a great civilization of benevolent yet pervy hyperadvanced techno-weasels in top hats and tuxes, monocles and all.

AHA!

You have proven the superiority of the British! Who else would create a society of hyperadvanced techno-weasels in top hats, tuxes and monocles!

Forny is banned for not paying proper homage to his British masters!

Silly Momo, you're banned. It's called a revolution. We overthrew the dormice overlords and have enjoyed eras unpredecented prosperity and perviness, although we do get buggered now and then.

Now, as seeing as you're bang-tidy and all, how about you say hello to the beef bayonet?

Forny is banned for not realising that the revolution was actually orchistrated by the dormice overlords.

Come on - who else but the british would EVER wear monocles , tops hats and tuxes?

Banned. Futuristic benevolent/pervy British weasels.

Forny remains banned for not realising the pure epicness of that

-_- Momo is banned because I was the one who revealed the British angle!

Momo is also banned for letting me lie in my bed alone. -sniffles-

Forny is banned for trying to lure me into bed with him with his manly sobbing

You have Anne, Nell and who knows how many other ladies, and you want me too? Greedy I say!

(Besides. You made your bed, now you lie in it! All hail the Glorious British Overlords!)

Momo's banned for praising her British Overlords. I lied, I am double agent for KGB. Glory to the Soviet Union!

-kicks Momo into bed- Your options are, how do we say... Severely limited, ma'am!

The Great and Glorious British empire (Who has Hypertech) will stand tall and proud even among the KGB. We are British damnit!

*Pouts at Forny, Steals duvert and wraps it around and picks up her cup of tea*

*Teasip*

Momo's banned because... What the hell is a duvert?

*Duvet sorry

A duvet (pronounced UK: /ˈduːveɪ/, US: /duːˈveɪ/) (also known as a doona in Australian English and a dyne in Scandinavian from which the Australian word was derived) from the French duvet [dyˈvɛ] "down"), is a type of bedding or continental quilt as it also known — a soft flat bag filled with down, feathers, or a synthetic alternative, and protected with a removable cover, analogous to a pillow and pillow case. Duvets originated in rural Europe and were made from the down feathers of the eider duck, known for its usefulness as a thermal insulator.

Forny is banned for not knowing this! They are wonderful inventions! Warm and snuggly!

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You are telling me you threw me into a bed WITHOUT one!?

Hmph.