Napton is banned for lacking the foresight to bar malicious women as well. *Natsuki invisibly sizes up her prey*

And you are banned for... *looks around and doesn't see the person who spoke.* Wait? Who said that?

Nell is banned for not seeing that Niellwyn is right below her.

Alli is banned for seeing things. You are either crazy or a witch. And if you are the latter then you are at the wrong school. Hogwarts is in England. *rolls eyes*

Nell is banned for referencing the wrong witch's school. She should have said the school from The Worst Witch.

And Bala is banned for referencing super obscure TV movies.

Napton is banned for shamelessly dismissing obscure references. Esoterica is all we nerds have! For shame!

Niellwyn is banned for making me confirm the definition esoterica.

Ishtar is banned for leaving me alone in my ignorance of what that word meant... *goes to look it up.* Oh...

Napton is banned for not knowing what that word meant... We're in a school damnit! Pay more attention in class!

Momo is banned for implying that I'm not applying myself in class. It's hard to keep up with one's studies when monsters keep attacking in between classes.

Nell be banned fer spreading the scandalous rumor that there be monsters on the island. I be quoting the school's brochure when I write "is located, as you will no doubt have noticed, on a particularly pleasant, semi-tropical island." They never mention any "monsters", lass.

Now quit yer moaning and return to yer studies.

Fluffy is banned for a pirate giving advice on a student to return to her studies.

Ishtar is banned for riling up the pirates - We have enough problems with rapings from monsters... We don't want to be raped by pirates too!

Momo is banned because I'd obliviously rather be dealing with a bunch of rowdy Pirates over a bunch of horny monsters any day.