Yarrrr! Nell be banned while she comforts this weary pirate.

Ummm... okay... I'll go fetch some pillows and a blanket. Would you like some hot chocolate too, Fluffy?

*Ariste shakes his head at his poor maker's misunderstanding.* I don't think that was quite what she meant by comforting, Nell.

*raises her brow at him then looks to Fluffy.* Well, then she's banned for not being more specific. *goes off to see about those pillows.*

-said pillows are being used by Lujuria-

"Nell! You're banned for not seeing to my 'comfort' first. I thought we'd have been firm friends by now!"

Forny and Luju are banned. I done need a reason. They know what they've done.

Nell is banned because, in fact, we DON'T know what you're talking about, you crazy woman!

*glares* Then you are both banned for not knowing.

And also for getting on so late.

I need sleep damn it. *steals pillows away from Forny and storms off to find pirates.*

-nicks pillows back- You're banned for not seeing to our needs! And for trying to sleep when we're going as far as to mark our come back with a response to your thread first! And what a steamy return it's gonna be!

Yes, we're evil like that.

And that's EXACTLY why you were banned the first time. Now I'm banning you again for being so damn mean!

And I'd like to ban you for being so damn easy! <3

*Smacks forny around the back of the head with a stolen pillow while he's concentrating on Nell*

You are banned for keeping Nell up - She was off to bed before you waylaid her!

-licks Momo- Well, sure, but that'd have been boring for her! My way is so much more fun! You're banned for not appreciating all the things I do for you fine, fine ladies!

Forny get banned for asking us to appreciate the horrible, horrible brutal things he does to us... Both mentally and physically!

You're a bad man!

Bad!

Momo is banned for not looking at the bigger picture! The horrible, brutal things I do to you ladies... They BUILD CHARACTER!

Forny isn't banned because he showed uncharacteristic lovelyness in not picking me up in my typo (now corrected)

he IS banned though for being wrong. You put Nell in a frelling ASYLUM! How is this building character?!

See, it's simple... You break bones, they end up stronger for it. Break minds, they're even better the second time around! Or some crap like that - I slept through my psychology classes.

Momo's banned for thinking I'm being uncharacteristically nice in not rubbing her face in the typo when I am in fact, actually the nicest guy on the forums! It's Lujuria who's the asshole!