Fluffy be banned for lapsing out of her piratical speak while quoting the statement of a paradox to me! - Also, paiges statement wasn't a paradox - as she was most definately in the thread by making that post - therefore, there was no contadiction. Just out linear way of perciving time which meant that her post was entirely correct at the time of writing, but became incorrect when she hit the post button! Thus it doesn't defy logic or reason!

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Why do I think i'm talking out of my arse here?

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Also - Paige! Love your picture! Looks like a slightly more confident Anne!

Momo be banned fer I said "'tis" & "yaargh" at both ends of the line. But if the wee lass needs t' hear it all in the Pirate Tongue, she'll be a pleased t' hear this.

This here paradox be a yarn which leads a matey t' be bewitched by the likes of a seaworthy sinking ship which be nonsensical t' mind or metal and be like a lubber talking in circles. Yaargh!!!!!!!

Fluffy is banned because I am now confused with all of this talk of paradoxes and everything else.

Paige is banned for being confused by paradoxes when she should just burst into song like any sane person.

*singing* A paradox, a paradox, a most ingenious paradox...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXhJKzI1u48

Nell is banned for making me break into song while singing that...

Its now in my head! Noooooooooooo!

Momo is banned because through a simple arithmetical process she will easily discover that though she's lived twenty-one years, yet if we go by birthdays, she's only five (and a little bit over). How quaint the ways of paradox and common sense she daily mocks. ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho

"Though counting in the usual way, years twenty-one I've been alive. Yet, reckoning by my natal day, I am a little boy of five." Oh, Momo. You are the erudite one!

Momo and Hitomi and both banned for taking my joke and running with it. Though that was actually really great! Gotta take any opportunity to quote Gilbert and Sullivan shows. ^.^

Nell is banned for not realizing that wonderfully creative people like Momo & me will take humorous things like that and run with it.

She is also banned because...
"I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical..."

Hitomi is banned for not getting to the point where I could join in with the chorus!

She is also banned for being horrible to the great British military system!- After all...

"He is an Englishman!
For he himself has said it,
And it's greatly to his credit,
That he is an Englishman!"

Momo is banned because Hitomi was born and raised on Okinawa and therefore does not feel obliged to be kind to the "great" British military system.



Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

Note: n John H. Foley's 1859 sculpture, Caractacus is only wearing a loin cloth, and so knowing the details of his "uniform" is not a great achievement.

Hitomi and Momo are banned for taking my joke and running into the ground.

And Forny is banned for forgetting his invisibility cloak.

Nell is banned for thinking I forgot it, I'm just taking it off for the time being! It gets hot under there, you know?

Forny's is banned for presuming I know anything about what it feels like under his cloak.

Nell's banned for being hard on me when she should be glad I'm partially back and pampering me instead!

Speaking of which, I have some posts to work on.

Forny is banned for not realizing that being hard of you is my way of showing him that I care. If I pampered you, you might die of shock. I'm doing you a favor really.

Welcome back though. ^.~*