Fluffy is banned for assuming I was dissing rapiers when I happen to think the are very sexy weapons but that doesn't change the fact that Gandalf's sword isn't one. :p

Nell is banned for talking about swords in sexy terms. They are horrific ways to kill each other! (although privately I do agree - some designs really are gorgeous)

Momo is banned for being silly. No one kills anyone with swords anymore. That is soooo 18th Century.

Nell is banned form bring up the 18th century. I don't want to wear powdered wigs.

Ishtar is band for not wanting to wear powdered wigs. Becuse If the rest of us have to do it then you have to do it too! I dont want to wear one either so ugly and dusty :p

Nail is banned for band-ing ishtar... Being Band-ed sounds painful... I'm thinking being flicked with elastic bands? Or maybe being played to by a bad death-metal band at point-blank range. Whichever it is it really does sound unpleasent and not a nice thing to do to someone...

Momo is banned because banding is done with plastic bands. They wrap them around our arms around our chests, waists, and hips, along with our thighs and ankles. The process is used in shipping naked girls purchased at auction.

Nail is banned for bringing up such a traumatic experience.

Bala and Momo are banned for not like the idea of getting band. What you dont want to go thew your banding? well...too bad! *Starts pulling giant rubber bands around Bala and Momo for shipping! specificly around their chests and hipps!*

Nail be banned fer putting such a nice bow 'round Bala & Momo. As her reward, she'll be getting bands of her own.

Now t' sail off with me lovely booty. *picks up the three and carries them 'board her ship*

Fluffy is banned for sailing off with everyone and leaving me with no one to ban. *pouts*

Nell is banned for not sailing off with the everyone. Stop pouting your still invited to the banding. Just get your bands on! I can help you!

Nail is banned for offering to help with getting Nells bands on. You are banded yourself and thus are in no condition to help!

Nell is banned for not being quick enough and missing all the fun

And Fluffy is banned for theiving missing Nell when she was getting the booty!

Nails and Momo are banned for trying to get me banded and shanghai-ed like themselves.

Only banding I'd be interested in is possibly the kind we'd form to play rock and roll music.

Dubs on Vocialist!

Nell be banded fer demanding lead vocalist. She be one of the dancers. She can wiggle with those bands around her. She being nude just be a bonus fer me crew. Hop too, girlie. Me mates love t' watch the jigglies bounce.

Nell be banned fer she now join Nail and Momo as part of me booty.

Momo is banned for not letting me help get Nell dressed in her pretty bands while Nell is banned for wanting to rock and roll and not wanting to get in her pretty bands! then finilly Fluffy is banned for making Nell part of her booty and not letting her be lead vocalist. None of us want to dance naked on your ship!...well except Momo. I would not mind taking the drumms!