Oi! Nail is banned for saying that i'm looking forward to wiggling around naked while banded for the titilation of a priate crew while you too play drums and sing! Just because I have no musical talent whatsoever doesn't mean all i'm good for is being a backup dancer!

Fluffy gets banned again for not letting Nell be lead vocalist

And Nell? You're banned for not being Banded! You can't be the lead vocalist on a priate crew without being banned

Fluffy is banned for wanting to waste my wonderful singing talents and for trying to torture her crew being subjecting them to my dancing.

Momo and Nail are banned for trying to convince me to get Banded too. Don't try to impose your weird fashion sense on me. I'm a unique flower and have to be free to make my own clothing choices. Especially as the Lead Vocalist in our band. Annoy me and I'll start dressing in raw meat like Lady Gaga. :p

Momo is banned for not having any musical talent!...But wait dancing naked to the beat of the music can be a talent...I guess ;p while Nell is bannded for wanting to wear a nasty meat dress more then our sexy rubber bands! Dont be like Eeewww Gaga....your better then that Nell!

Nails is banned for forgetting the old that you attract more flies with raw meat and nothing at all... Or next to nothing in this case. I don't think flies care for rubber all that much either.

Nell is banned for being so insistent on the raw meat dress. It's been done before; how about something original like chocolate icing?

Kakumaoh is banned for insisting Nell wear chocolate icing. That's a waste of good cocoa. I want to eat that icing.

Everyone else is banned for forgetting that Fluffy carried me off to her ship too. Fluffy is banned for heating the floor so much that I have to hop around.

Bala is banned for not realizing if they are not talking about you, you have to escape the wrath of Fluffy.

Bala is bannded for not escaping Flurrys and wanting to eat the icing of Nell while Ishtar is banned for wanting to escape the wrath of Fluffy! Cant just escape the banding like that! even thow icing might be more confertable

Nails is banned for confusing Fluffy with a Flurry. And making me wear icing is NEVER more confertable... It's not even more comfortable. It just leaves you sticky and covered in other people's saliva.

Nell it banned for calling out my many spelling errors! Not my fault my Iphone has no auto correct! really wish it did, I feel so stupid some times.... .

Also what did you think was going to happen? you cant just walk around wearing nothing but chocolet icing with out every one wanting a piece!

..... Nell's banned because I'd like a piece of this chocolate icing-dressed Nell. -cough-

Forny is banned for banning me instead of Nails.

And No, you can't have a piece.

Nails is banned for accessing Shokushu from her iPhone... Like in public?! Have you no shame woman!?

I seem to recall someone accessing this site while she was in class...

Shut up, Ariste! I was in the back(ish) row!

Nell is banned for banning me for banning her for not appreciating something that sounds so wonderful... Also, she's banned for thinking that's just shameful - I'm on Shokushu from the iPhone, practially everywhere!

Even in church.

Forny is banned for recursive banning! You aren't supposed to ban someone for them banning you! Also - have you people no patience? Surely you can wait to you get back rather than reading oodles of glorious tentacle-based-rape in church or class or wherever?

Imagine what would happen if the teacher (or priest!) asked you to read out a story

Momo is banned for not having a story ready to read out. "A girl is walking through a forest. She is lost, both actually and metaphorically. She needs a guide..." Then just ramble for 10 minutes about forest creatures, sunshine, and Oreos.

Phorny's banned for insisting that the chocolate icing be on Nell. I want that icing. I love chocolate.

He's also banned for having a toy that I don't have.