Bala is banned for not realising that we ALL love chocolate. I think its in the ToU... She is also banned for not telling us how Oreos fit into the land of forest creatures and sunshine! I must know!

(Also - IPhones are an evil creation... stay away from the evilness before it corrupts you too!)

Bala is banned for calling me Phorny still. That name just sounds too... phony. She's also banned for making me think of Oreos. She is also banned for my lack of said Oreos. Finally, Bala is banned for not taking the initiative and coating herself in chocolate icing for me to lick off too. Seriously, join in!

Momo is banned for not realizing that some of us actually like vanilla and for not putting vanilla icing on herself either. Start mixing it up, girls... She is also banned for this blasphemy - iPhones are not evil, they're a wonderful tool and quite helpful. How could anything that useful be evil?

"MMMMMPPPHHHH!"

Luju says I'm banned for being delusional and blin- HEY!

Forny is banned for helping the Apple menace gain force in this world of ours. It must be resisted I say! He's also banned because i'm still banded by memory, therefore its frecking difficult to cover myself in various flavours of icing...

Besides, if someone tried i'ld just eat it off myself before anyone got that far. I LOVE icing

Momo is banned because Steve Jobs didn't bother to put iDied on his tombstone. What a golden opportunity wasted... Also, Momo is banned for having no willpower and not resisting the urge to lick icing off herself.

This calls for a ball gag.

I'ld happilly accept a ball gag if it was covered in icing!

Forny is banned for denying me my gorgeous icing, and is also banned for the TERRIBLE joke!

Momo is banned for not admitting that she laughed more than she should have at the horrible joke. You know it would have been funny if he had actually done it!

She's also banned for making it too easy to tempt her. -holds up can of chocolate icing-

Yes. But just because I laughed doesn't make it any less terrible!

Also - Can?! Who in the hell has a CAN of icing? Still... *Kicks Forny in the shin, swipes the icing and legs it*

Mom- OW! Momo is banned for not banning anyone in her post! Goddamn, my shin! Ah well, at least that can was only full of raw sauerkraut.

And Momo is also banned, I suspect, for stealing and wearing my cloak of invisibility...

Goddamnit! Twice!

*Throws the tin at Fornys head*

Forny is banned for tricking me with not-icing, pointing out that i completely forgot to ban anyone, highlighting the fact that I might like icing a tad too much, and for implying that I stole his cloak of invisibility... Such slander! I found it just lying about!

Liar! I clearly put it away in my safe! You broke into it, you thief, you! So yeah, you're banned for being a no-good stinkin' pig-stealing thief.

Such language! Forny is banned for talking such way to a lady! Disgraceful!

Momo is banned because... You'd have to be a lady for it to be disgraceful.

*Stalks of muttering darkly*

Left on the ground where she stood is a small scrap of paper. It reads, in tightly scrawled handwriting "Forny is banned for reasons that should never be stated. Lujuria Knows though!"

Momo is banned for letting them get to you and for leaving me in suspense. What did Forny do THIS time?

Beat me. I have no idea what I did and Luju's been gagged, tied up, and muzzled for the last few days. We're innocent!

Momo's banned for these slanderous lies! Nell's banned for thinking there's any truth to it!