Nells is banned for not telling Nail who Luju is (Nail - he's a monster that both myself and Nell (ESPECIALLY Nell!) are aquainted with : viewtopic.php?f=7&t=7089 (Luju was the first incarnation - follow the link within the link!)

However, despite the banning, well done with the interview and hope you get the job!

Nail, you're banned simply for not knowing who Luju is - But I also wish you much luck in getting your job too! (think of the small children you get to torment if you get the job )

Momo is banned for letting me know who Luju is lol. Thanks you for letting me know I'll have to check that rp out lol.

Nell is also banned for being so aquainted with Luju! And finilly Luju's banned for not having the stamina too keep up!! shame on you Luju!

Nell is banned because I am NOT responsible for Luju's... shortcomings. That's entirely all him. I would like to point out that he does actually have the stamina to deal with all you chicks, ten times over. He simply doesn't have it right now because he's been sex-deprived for a long while now and I pumped him full of tranq shots. The sort they use on elephants. He's just mildly annoyed now.

Momo is banned for making that costume job sound so damn appealing. Small children would flee from the store, screaming their bloody heads off and shitting in their little trousers. Then I'd construct some sort of altar to the Ruinous Powers and start lurking around the store, looking for sacrifices.

-shrugs-

Nail is banned for not knowing who Luju is, even if others have banned her for it, that's just sacrilegious! Probably? Either way, she's banned for not being acquainted with Luju either! After all, he's already QUITE acquainted with the other two. I blame them, however. They're gluttons for punishment.

That said, I hope it goes well, both of you, on the interviews! May the forces of misfortune get lost on their ways to your houses.

Forny is banned for wanting to sacrifice children with a alter at my job! If you do..try not to do it while I'm on duty at least please!

Forny is also banned for blaming Luju for your mistakes, in a way you are responsible since you shot him with the traq darts :p He also sound very neat by the way. I read most of his bio lol that shadow liquid thing sounds weaird lol must have fun with that lol

Nail is banned for telling Forny that he can't sacrifice children and thus missing a perfect oppertunity. Parents could bring their offspring to be scared into behaving (for a nominal charge!) - Think of the bonus you could get!

Momo is banned for... Wait, why am I getting such a bad vibe now? Like there's some sorta pervasive and dark force comin-

"Yo! You think the liquid shadow thing is weird, check this out!"

Oh no.

Lujuria promptly goes on to summon a creature made entirely out of said liquid shadow and forges it into a younger version of himself. "Hello there! Luju, the classic version, here!"

"Shut it, fuckface. Ahem, here's an ordinary, if not boring-"

"Hey!"

"Version of me, the great Lujuria! But watch what happens when I do this.
I call it, the Bitchslap!"

Lujuria proceeds to slap the hell out of Luju, sending him falling to the floor. Inexplictly, 'he' gets up dressed and looking like a female version of Luju, named Ria. "Goddamn it, Lujuria! That hurt!" She pouts as she rubs the side of her face, clearly annoyed.

"Be quiet, kid! Wasn't that awesome, boys and girls? BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! This one..."

Lujuria smirks as he slaps, again, the hell out of Ria, sending her falling to the floor yet again, switching back into Luju and groaning in pain.

"Ooooooow! You put too much strength in it!"

Ignoring Luju, the asshole goes on unimpeded. "... is the Backhand. Bitch, back. Bitch, back. Nice symmetry, no? But yeah, that's all we got now for ya."

Luju gets up, seemingly okay now. "Thank you! We'll be here all week! Try the veal!"

... -facepalm- I don't even... What the...

Forny is banned for failing to ban anyone...

Lujuria is banned for escaping AND making unauthorised copies of himself

Luju is banned for being a shadow of a dream

Ria is banned for being backhanded that easilly - I expected better from her despite her being a shadow of a shadow of a shadow.

I think that about covers it!

Momo is banned bec-

"Hey, screw you, lady! I'll have you know that I'm authorized to do damn well what the hell I wan- Actually, Lujuria's still tied up and gagged, with Nell. I'm just his understudy and stunt double. Nice meeting you.

.... Ahem. Momo's banned because this is some weird shit going on right now.

Momo....Forny.....Your both banned for confusing me.

Nail, you're banned because... I didn't do nothing! It was all Momo and Lujuria! Well, his understudy.

Hmm... Forny is banned for creating said weird shit, and not keeping his monsters in check! Shokushu has rules about this kind of thing!

As for the stunt double, I have one song to sing you...

The Unknown Stuntman

And Nail - you're banned for not keeping up

(Give it time! Fornys madness gets to you!)

GODDAMNIT! - Forny! You are banned for posting too quickly! I'm trying to get a post up here!

-facepalm- Momo, you're banned for thinking I made all those weird shit. They made themselves, I simply posted them! You're also banned for that song-

"My name's Bob."

.... Be quiet, man. Not helping. Ahem, Momo, you're also banned for being too slow. Now who's the one who can't keep up?

Forny is banned for making me want to stalk of muttering darkly again! Twice in two days? This is getting a bit much...

He's also banned for not taking responsibility for the posting of Luju... or his stunt double!

Momo is banned because this is the SECOND time she's mentioned stalks of "muttering darkly". Just what exactly is this "muttering darkly", some sort of plant? And why are there stalks of that stuff? o.O

Nail is banned for not taking responsibility for me instead, come on, help a friend out!

Forny is banned for not understanding my muttering of a dark nature!

muttering - present participle of mut·ter (Verb)
Verb: Say something in a low or barely audible voice, esp. in dissatisfaction or irritation.

dark·ly/ˈdärklē/ Adverb:
In a threatening, mysterious, or ominous way: "“You can't trust him,” said Jacob darkly".
In a depressing or pessimistic way: "I wondered darkly if I was wasting my time".

There you go!

THE MORE YOU KNOW!

(Please.. Please shoot me.. I can't believe I just used that...)