Momo is banned for using that. -shoots her-

This doesn't explains the stalks!

*Dramatic Death Scene*

Thank you! My last wish is that Forny is banned for talking about stal... Urg...

Granted, but instead of being banned, Forny is lauded for talking about stalks and becomes a beloved celebrity to the people!

... Wait, this isn't the Corrupt a Wish thread, is it?

*Blinks*

No idea.. But somehow i'm still alive so its possible! Your wish got corrupted to the point where i'm still alive to BAN YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A MURDERER!

MUUUURDERER!!!!

Momo is banned for calling me a murderer when she's still alive.

Fluffy's banned for not posting yet.

...

What if i'm just a ghost - an echo of what I was once? Would you still be a murderer?

Also - Forny is banned for banning a lurker! A Pirate has to plan.. It can't be gung ho all the time!

Forny be banned fer Luju using stunt doubles. The lad also be banned because, "YOU IDIOTS! You've captured their stunt doubles!"

Momo be banned fer the lack of a dictionary definition of something called a "stalk"? Do it have something t' do with bison wings? She also be banned fer being a ghost and not a Ghost Pirate!

Fluffy is banned for telling me off for being a non-ghost pirate! I wasn't a pirate in life - how the hell can I be a pirate in death? Are you telling me there is some sort of Ghost-Pirate academy i should be attending? and i though I was already at school! Goddamnit!

Also - stalk (stôk)
v. stalked, stalk·ing, stalks v.intr.
1. To walk with a stiff, haughty, or angry gait:

You happy now?

Momo be banned fer all one needs is t' be stranded in the Sargasso Sea with a projector, fog machine, plastic flintlock pistols, and cardboard cutlasses.

She also be banned fer I am not happy. Her fancy definition has nothing to do with celery.

fluffy is banned for mentioning one of the Dreaded words of Doom. We do not mention that word over here!

Also - how can you learn to pirate with plastic pistols and a carboard cutlass? Fluffy is banned because I feel thats an obvious ploy to get lots of young naive schoolgirls in a place in the middle of nowhere where they can be easilly pirated and banded...

Shame on you!

Momo be banned fer she play not by the rules, THE GHOST PIRATE RULES!

Take your plastic pistol, cardboard sword, and tri-corne hat and take the booty! Pay no mind the the gentleman with the banding machine...

Fluffy is banned for giving out plastic pistols and cardboard swords!! I want one too!! * Takes plastic pistol, cardboard sword with out asking, then notices the guy with the banding machine* Is that a banding machine?!

Nail is banned for seeing a banding machine and then asking if its a banding machine.=}

Slimer is banned for talking about the banding machine and not breaking us free.

We're prisoners of a pirate! Get us out of here!

Bala is banned for complaining so much. Be progressive and save yourself. Besides, we don't have another boat to come get you with.