Where ravaging tentacles explore the female student body
The notice board has the usual collection of leaflets, brochures, notes and memos pinned to it. Glancing across it's surface you see a leaflet that describes the history of the school, apparently part of a pack that is sent out to the parents of prospective students. There is also a rather faded copy of the school rules and a number of picture postcards showing views of the place. It seems unlikely that there will be many tourists buying such things, and the visitors you have seen are obviously fixated on the sort of views you couldn't send through the mail without being prosecuted. Perhaps the students are encouraged to buy them to write home, you muse.